Escape From the Mall!!!

My secretary has been too busy shopping to update my blog. She finally found the time to update everyone in my happenings, not that there is much to tell.

I have been busy learning all about time out lately. Time out isn't much fun. However, Mommy tried to put herself in time out in my corner so I evicted her and told her to find her own corner. Daddy was misbehaving so I made him go to time out!! He actually did it!!! The things they do to humor me.

My big news is that I escaped from the mall (while under parental supervision of course)!! Mommy, Daddy and me went to the mall yesterday. I decided I didn't want to be at the mall any longer. Daddy was in a massage machine, so Mommy and I went and bought a cookie for her favoritest boy. After I got my cookied I took off. I walked right past Daddy in his little machine and said "Bye bye Daddy." I tried to get Mommy to pick me up but she wouldn't do it because she wanted to see what I was up to. So I kept going through the mall back into Dillard's. All the way through Dillard's. I got stuck at the intersection but decided I needed to hang a right towards the lingerie (yeah...me likes!). Sure enough I was right. I went down the stairs and out the door and headed for the car. I did get into trouble for stepping off the curb without holding Mommy's hand. I got to the car and said "Bye-bye Daddy" again. Mommy had to explain to me that it didn't quite work that way. Since Daddy had the keys we couldn't ditch him and had to wait for him to let us in. Oh well, I tried!!! Both Mommy and Daddy we impressed that I had a well thought out plan and knew exactly where I was going. Mommy says that she is going to get me a leash. What's a leash???

I got to see my Jessica and Aunt Patty today. Our visit got cut short though because I threw a bunch of toys into the kitchen and refused to pick them up, so I got a nap time time out in my crib. Not nice!!! In my defense, I picked up a few of them!!

Well not much has been going on. I think I need My Joey to come see me!!