Abandoned!!! Well Sort Of!!!

Somebody call SCAN!!! Can you believe that Mommy and Daddy ditched me for three days??? They went to New York and didn't take me. They abandoned me at school!! If it weren't for Aunt Patty rescuing me on Friday I probably would have spent the whole weekend there!!! Okay, so maybe it was a planned trip because Aunt Patty had all my stuff waiting for me at her house plus Mommy's car!

I had a blast at Aunt Patty's house except for the time that Uncle Fester was mean to me. Can you believe that Uncle Fester actually made me sweep up the dirt I threw on the patio?? What kind of Uncle makes a kid do that? Then that doggy Dexter ate my cow's ear! I had a great time at Aunt Patty and Uncle Festers! I got to see My Jessica and Ry-Na!! Uncle Fester also let me eat two dozen donut holes all by myself and at one setting! I had so much fun being abandoned I wouldn't mind doing that again sometime. Only problem with that is, I don't think Mommy and Daddy would do that again because rumor has it they missed me a WHOLE LOT!!!

I gave Aunt Patty the "look" when she abandoned me at the Baby Penitentiary on Monday. Guess she won't volunteer for Buddy Duty if it involves dropping me off at school! Mommy and Daddy picked me up from the Baby Penitentiary on Monday. I got lots of presents from Mommy and Daddy. I got a new NY Yankees hat (eat your heart out Jeter), three shirts (on of which is a New York City Jail Shirt--Mommy says I need to get use to prison orange), a NY City Bus, and a PO-lice car!!!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Mommy asked the Warden if I walked around calling Jeremy a "punk" because I say it at home all the time. The Warden said "No but Jeremy is a punk!" Mommy laughed when the teacher said that because he is a little bully. The Warden was happy to report that I am the only one that stands up to him. Mommy and Daddy were proud because they don't want me cowering to bullies! However, she does want me to play nice with Jeremy because it is not his fault.

Well that is all for now! By the way, I am loving my big boy pool--Mommy even lets me jump from the ladder!!!

I Did It!!!