The title of this blog does not refer to my life, it refers to my secretary!!!! I use to think that she was a pitiful secretary for neglecting my blog but it seems that just when you think she couldn't get any worse---she did!! I even got complaint mail about her!! Mommy even assured Ms. Mary that she would update the blog a few weeks ago but did she??? NO!!! My deepest apologies Ms. Mary. Rest assured I have taken appropriate disciplinary action against my crummy secretary. Apparently my secretary thinks posting pictures of me on Facebook and a few witty updates about my latest shenanigans is sufficient---Well it's not!!
So here's the skinny on the past six months of my life:
1. Mommy and Daddy felt the need to sign me up for swimming lessons.
2. I let a revolt at swim school which resulted in me and my swim school buddies getting sent home from swim school and I almost got completely expelled. (Mommy was not happy at all about this one---I even got grounded until the next swim class at which time I was expected to act properly).
3. I have blossomed into a champion swimmer!!! I can swim the free-style like a four year old professional, jump off the diving board, float on my back, and swim to the bottom of the deep end to get my toys!!
4. I got to spend a Saturday hanging out with the coolest godparents ever. I took them all over town, went to Chuck E. Cheese, rode the trolley, and showed them where all the cool train tracks are.
5. I have completely mastered that old lingering problem regarding the bathroom.
6. I have moved up to the Care Bear room!!! Yay!
7. I am in the process of learning that a gentleman does not hit girls! Mommy says I can't hit them even if they are begging for it.
8. I am in the process of learning that I should get use to girls taking my stuff from me. Mommy smiled at me and said that I will completely understand this later in life.
9. I am in the process of learning that if my best friend is mean to me that I should find a new best friend.
10. I am in the process of learning that just because one twin girl hits me that doesn't mean I can hit both girls to make sure that I got the right one.
11. I learned that when I am in trouble at the Baby Penitentiary that Mommy is quite willing and capable of making the commute there just to scare me for being bad.
12. I am in the process of learing that Mommy and Daddy really are pretty good at playing "Good Cop/Bad Cop."
13. Mommy is the the process of undoing the physcological damage she inflicted on me by telling me that the police will take naughty little boys to jail. I am now in the process of learning that the police are our friends and will help us when we are in trouble and only take naughty little girls to jail. (Secretary's Note: Zack became fearful of the police and wouldn't go into any store that a police officer was in and his fear was getting worse. To the point of if he were lost and the police were trying to run after him to help him he would probably keep on running. Obviously not a well thought out scare tactic!!!)
14. I am starting my first official team sport---SOCCER!!!! Daddy is my coach (Mommy is the real coach and will be coaching behind the scenes to help Daddy), so I will be learning to share my Daddy with other kids---wish me luck with that!!!
Well that is all for now. I promise that my Secretary will do a better job of updating everyone and I am sure that my very first soccer team will provide her plenty of opportunties to have something to write about. Until next time---CHOO CHOO!!!
