Happy Leap Day!!!

Happy Leap Day!!! I don't know what Leap Day is....Does it have something to do with presents?? It must because the "Leap Day Frog" brought me the very newest Pablo DVD and a new "Thomas" DVD. I think I am beginning to like "holidays" a whole lot. Apparently you don't have to be good to get Leap Day presents because earlier this week I called Daddy a "punk" for playing with the cat food after Mommy told him not to. Mommy thought I was exceptionally hilarious. Unfortunately, Mommy didn't think I was nearly as cute when I called her a "punk" when she wouldn't stop singing in the car when she was driving me to the Baby Penitentiary the next day. Ha!! Made her stop singing!! Okay, so maybe Leap Day isn't a real holiday but how about we not tell Mommy about it because I would hate for her to stop letting the Leap Day Frog in the front door.

Well that's all for now. Oh yeah, where's Jessica?

Cupid Strikes!!!

Well Cupid struck again!! I got four presents from Cupid. He left me a remote control train, a new "Thomas", a stuffed Blue and a new "Thomas" dvd. Uncle Carl and Aunt Kay got me my very own guitar!

I didn't get to go to my Valentine's Day party at the Baby Penitentiary though because I got sick. My tummy got a bug!! I even got an upset tummy in Mommy's ear!! I tried to wake her up a 2 a.m. to tell her I was sick...I guess I didn't wake up soon enough. I don't know who felt sorrier for who...me for Mommy or Mommy for me! At least Mommy can find humor in the little episode! Sorry Mommy!! Daddy is the smartest guy in the world because he didn't immediately laugh about the incident!

I got to see Aunt Terri. She came to town to go to Grandma's house and she stayed with me too. Well that is all for now! Oh yeah, I need my Aunt Lili and My Joey to come see me!!!

It's A Bird, It's A Plane---It's Aunt Patty To The Rescue!!!

I really have a pitiful secretary!!! Can you believe that it has been one month since she updated everyone on my happenings. I am not sure my 2 year old memory can remember everything that has happened since my last posting.

Daddy ditched Mommy and me again! He went on a business trip again. I was the Man of the House. Mommy says I did a great job of taking care of her, Sebastian and Rufus while Daddy was away. I got presents from Daddy when he got home. The best present though was having my bestest buddy aka Daddy home with me again.

Mommy has been busy with her new job and had a temporary long commute. Daddy was in charge of getting me to and from the Baby Penitentiary every day. Aunt Patty really loves me because she came and busted me out of the Baby Penitentiary two days in a row so I didn't have to wait for Mommy to get there for me past my normal pick up time. Aunt Patty is the best!!! I got to see my Jessica and Uncle Fester two days in a row!! I got to yell "Shut It Puppy" to Dexter too. Guess what else??? Aunt Patty and My Jessica brought me a shirt back from Disney World. My Jessica went there for a dance competition. I think the competition was rigged because My Jessica should have won!! Her dance team still did well though and My Jessica is still Numero Uno to me!!

Anyway, things really haven't been too exciting lately. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and rumor has it that Cupid has been busy getting me some tokens of affection. I am sure I will "feel the love" tomorrow (not that I don't feel it everyday).

Escape From the Mall!!!

My secretary has been too busy shopping to update my blog. She finally found the time to update everyone in my happenings, not that there is much to tell.

I have been busy learning all about time out lately. Time out isn't much fun. However, Mommy tried to put herself in time out in my corner so I evicted her and told her to find her own corner. Daddy was misbehaving so I made him go to time out!! He actually did it!!! The things they do to humor me.

My big news is that I escaped from the mall (while under parental supervision of course)!! Mommy, Daddy and me went to the mall yesterday. I decided I didn't want to be at the mall any longer. Daddy was in a massage machine, so Mommy and I went and bought a cookie for her favoritest boy. After I got my cookied I took off. I walked right past Daddy in his little machine and said "Bye bye Daddy." I tried to get Mommy to pick me up but she wouldn't do it because she wanted to see what I was up to. So I kept going through the mall back into Dillard's. All the way through Dillard's. I got stuck at the intersection but decided I needed to hang a right towards the lingerie (yeah...me likes!). Sure enough I was right. I went down the stairs and out the door and headed for the car. I did get into trouble for stepping off the curb without holding Mommy's hand. I got to the car and said "Bye-bye Daddy" again. Mommy had to explain to me that it didn't quite work that way. Since Daddy had the keys we couldn't ditch him and had to wait for him to let us in. Oh well, I tried!!! Both Mommy and Daddy we impressed that I had a well thought out plan and knew exactly where I was going. Mommy says that she is going to get me a leash. What's a leash???

I got to see my Jessica and Aunt Patty today. Our visit got cut short though because I threw a bunch of toys into the kitchen and refused to pick them up, so I got a nap time time out in my crib. Not nice!!! In my defense, I picked up a few of them!!

Well not much has been going on. I think I need My Joey to come see me!!

I Got An Overnight Furlough!!!

My Wardens let me have an overnight furlough last night! I got to sleep over at Uncle Fester and Aunt Patty's house!! There wasn't even an emergency situation that required me to pack an overnight bag...I got to sleep over just because!!! I got my Christmas presents from them too. I got an airplane, two shirts (with airplanes on them) and jeans!!! Uncle Fester picked out my outfits and Mommy even had to admit that he did a great job!! Thanks Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty, Ryan and Jessica!!!

Anyway, back to my sleep over...I got to play with Dexter the puppy!! He was pretty cool except when he barked at me! I would have to tell him to "shut up" because I didn't like him yelling at me. I got to hang out with My Jessica and we watched Pablo together!! I woke Aunt Patty up at 2:45 because I was hungry! Can you believe it, she actually got me what I wanted!! What an Aunt!!! Mommy and Daddy showed up this morning to get me. I am sure they missed me!!!

Well, I had a blast and I sure hope they let me come back sometime!! Thanks for everything Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty, Ryan and Jessica!!

Don't Believe the Myth!! Santa Remembers Even the Naughtiest Boys!!!

Sorry about the pictures!!! Mommy forgot to bring the camera and had to use her phone!!!

Daddy and Me before church!!!

Christmas Eve present to take the edge off!!!

Grandma Dale got me a car!!!

Choo Choo Trains!!!


I even got a train track!!!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!! Mommy, Daddy and Me made the Christmas rounds!! I went to see Grandpa Len and Granny Bev! They got me Pirate Treasure!!! I got my very own treasure chest, a book and a roll of dollar coins!!! I was playing catch with Grandpa Len when I decided I might try throwing my roll of dollar coins. I yelled "Ready!" but Mommy quickly yelled "NO!" and took my roll of money from me!! I think she may have thought that Grandpa Len's reflexes might be a little slow in his old age! Oh well!!

We went to Grandma Dale's on Christmas Eve. It was still strange not having Grandpa Jim there but Grandma Dale let me do the things that Grandpa Jim didn't let me do. We all went to church that night. Daddy and Grandma Dale went into the main part of the church while Mommy and me went to the "cry room" since I have a bad track record in church. I was having a blast in the cry room!! I was climbing the walls, climbing all over the pews (even busted my lip doing that), sticking my face on the window that looks into the main part of the church, jumping off the pews, yelling for the sake of yelling, tormenting the little girl behind us and taking toys away from a bigger boy!!! Can you believe it, I even got booted from the cry room!!! YAY ME!!! (Well technically I didn't since Mommy decided to take me outside on her own because I was too rowdy but everyone was happy to see us go!!! I think they might have felt sorry for Mommy though.) I got to run all over the place once we got outside. Maybe I ran a little too much because Mommy took me into the lobby of the church to wait for Daddy and Grandma Dale. I discovered the water fountain in there. I don't know why Mommy made a big deal out of a lot of water on the wall but we ended up back outside. This time Mommy held me hostage on her shoulders so I couldn't run off or break anything!!! I showed her...I pulled on her hair, her earrings and pinched her cheeks!!! Mommy told me that Santa Claus wasn't going to come see me because I was being very very naughty!! Can you believe that Mommy actually asked me if I put some "crack" in my bottle before we got to church????!!!! Anyway, Daddy and Grandma Dale finally came out of the church. Mommy promptly told Daddy that she "quits" and gave me to him. I just laughed and laughed and laughed!!! She wouldn't even let me watch Pablo in the car because she said I was too naughty!!! I think Daddy was proud of me for being so rowdy that I got booted from the cry room!! Mommy told me that all she wants for Christmas is for she and I not have to leave a church service!! I have a feeling that isn't going to happen any time soon!! I think Mommy was done being upset with me by the time we got back to Grandma Dale's house because she let me open two presents!!!

Turns out that Santa didn't care if I was naughty or nice because he gave me two presents, candy, play dough, and a new pair of Mickey Mouse Crocs!!! I got a Thomas the Tank Engine Railway set and a remote control Bob the Builder Bulldozer set (which I have conveniently name "Canta Cause"). I got loads of toys from Daddy and Mommy. I wasn't too impressed with the clothes though. Grandma Dale got me a Pablo Go-Kart, books, a movie, some clothes and two trains (Edward and James)!! I got mega Toys 'R Us bucks from Aunt Lili, Uncle F.O., Jesse and My Joey. I got even more from Aunt Terri, Uncle Tom, Jake and Brooke. I picked out a remote control train set and two more Thomas trains with some of my Toys 'R Us bucks and have plenty left to spend. I got real money from Grandma Lily and Kim but Mommy and Daddy are making me save it. I get my presents from Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty, Ryan and My Jessica this weekend.

Anyway, I had a great Christmas! Thanks everyone!!!

Terrible Twos!!! The Drama Continues!!!

I think I want to be one again because being two hasn't been any fun at all. First I lost my Grandpa Jim then I got sick sick sick! It all started last Saturday night when I told Mommy that my eye hurt. The doctor thought I had pink eye so I went to hang out with Aunt kay and Uncle Carl on Monday. Then right before Mommy got there I started running a fever. I was hot hot hot all night and my tummy was upset too. Poor Mommy she had to keep doing laundry all night. I got to hang out with Mommy all day Tuesday. She took me to the doctor (I was suppose to go for my two year old check up but Mommy converted it to a sick call--how convenient)! Anyway, I have a virus that has to run its course and possibly a sinus infection. We got a lecture because I won't give up my morning and nite nite bottle. Mommy told the doctor that giving up the bottle is my New Year's resolution. Well see. In any event, I am 35 3/8 inches tall and doing well.

I went to hang out with Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl again Wednesday. I had a blast and am a very lucky boy to have them as godparents. Mommy stayed with me Thursday. My fever came back with a vengenance on Thursday evening so I had to make another trip to the emergency room so the doctor and nurse could poke and prod me again. Daddy took care of me on Friday. The house was a disaster when Mommy got home so she is convinced that I am on the road to recovery. I think she may be right.

We learned Thursday that Warden Kristy is abandoning me and so is my regular Warden (Mommy isn't too tore up over that). I don't know how I am going to manage without Warden Kristy because she has been my security blanket for a long time. Not only that but that means one of my best buddies (Hayden) is leaving too. They just better not take Jake with them.

Anyway, being two hasn't been fun at all. I think I need My Joey to come see me. I am a man in crisis.