OUUCCCHHHH!!

THEY WERE MEAN!!! I should have been real suspicious when Mommy busted me out of Baby Jail early today. First, I had to wait for my early afternoon food fest because Mommy got there while my bottle was warming up. Then she puts me in the car and drives off. The whole time she was acting as if the two of us were just going to hang out and get some extra cuddling. Did that happen??? NO!!! (Well not at that exact moment in time anyway). So she takes me into the doctor's office, checks us in and then takes us to the waiting room. I should have figured out that it was going to be BAD since Daddy wasn't there to meet us. For all I knew, something could have been wrong with Daddy. Mommy was entertaining me when I heard a lady call my name. Then it hit me, we were there for ME! So they take me back to the back and make me take off my clothes! There I sat in my diaper. How embarrassing! I screamed because I knew something bad was about to happen. Just then, Daddy walked in the door and I was absolutely certain that it really was going to be bad!

So Mommy and the nurse carry me off and make me lay down on the scale. Ladies, I am not meat! I don't need to be on a meat scale. Anyway, Mommy and Daddy both smile when they see I am 13 lbs and 5 ounces. Not bad for a boy who wasn't feeling good last week! Oh yeah, I am suppose to be upset right now...So they carry me back to the room where I finally get my bottle. Then the doctor comes in. All that man ever does is poke and prod me! They measured my head and my body. My head is 15 5/8 inches and I am 24 3/8 inches long. Well ahead of my age group! I had to smile at that news. Mommy said I shouldn't get too excited because this may be the only time I am the tallest boy in my age group.

The doctor then wanted to check my mouth out. Lucky for him I was holding it wide open for him! He finally told Mommy that she could pick me up and comfort me. Well, that was extremely rude because he then sent the nurse in with four ENORMOUS NEEDLES! She then proceeded to stab me twice in both legs! Mommy couldn't bear to watch, so Daddy stood over me while Mommy peeked at me over his shoulder! Can you believe it, Daddy just stood there an let that lady STAB me FOUR TIMES!!! I went nuts when the lady did that. Come to think of it, just the memory of it makes me want to scream all over again. Mommy finally got me to settle down by assuring me that just as soon as I settled down we could get out of there! So what did I do?? I am no fool, I settled down and we got out of there!

My new food seems to be doing the job. The doctor says that I can go back to using the first one he switched me to last week, which is cheaper. The doctor thinks all babies should be on my new stuff but it's just so expensive. While Mommy and Daddy are going to try me again on the formula he put me on last week, Mommy says she is perfectly happy giving me the stuff that I am on now because at least that way, she knows I am doing well on it. Why mess with my system just to save a few dollars??

Oh yeah, in case I didn't mention it before. They moved my crib at Baby Jail. I don't get to hang out next to McKenzie all day anymore. Guess who's big head I get to look at all day??? Yup, you guessed it...Charles. Mommy is making it a point though to make sure she places me in the crib each morning where I can stare at McKenzie. Mommy can't guarantee that I get to see McKenzie's pretty little face all day but at least she tries!

I get to go to Kay Care again tomorrow so I can tell her and Uncle Carl all about today's trauma. Ms. Charlotte is going to clobber Daddy for busting me out of Baby Jail twice in one week!

Well that is all for now. Oh yeah, Where's Joey??

P.S. Auntie Norma is FIRED!!! Auntie Norma, Mommy told me to tell you something about BEEs but I can't spell it correctly. She says you will know what she is talking about. HA! HA!