I Quit!!!

I went to work with Daddy Thursday but I had to quit my job because Mommy said so. Daddy made the mistake of telling her that there is a madman who has been calling threatening my employees (yeah, that's right they are MINE)! Mommy says that I have to stay in the Baby Penitentiary until such time as she feels that I can work again. I wonder if I qualify for unemployment.

I have been plotting to get thrown out of the Baby Penitentiary for bad behavior. When Mommy picked me up Thursday afternoon she seen me shaking a four month old baby really really hard in the Jumperoo. That baby was such a baby, crying and all that!! I was grinning from ear to ear. Mommy told me to wipe the smile off my face because that wasn't very nice. Mommy may not have thought that it was fun but I sure did!

Anyhow, Mommy and Daddy have both noticed that I babble almost non-stop now that I have special ears. I use to babble a whole lot but I just don't seem to be able to stop babbling now. Saturday I got to have dinner with my Great Aunt Jane, Great Uncle Don, and my cousins Debbie and Cole. I absolutely loved Cole! He is five but he wasn't so big that he couldn't play with me! He let me chase him all around the house. I had an absolute blast!! I hope I get to play with Cole again sometime soon. Grandpa Jim and Grandma Dale were suppose to come but Grandpa got sick again, so they had to stay home.

Mommy has decided that I really need to be a big boy so she is stepping up her game on the "big boy food" again. She is making some progress. Why can't she just understand that I don't want anything but a nice juicy steak and potato??? Mommy, Daddy and I went to Home Depot today to look at new carpet. Mommy let me help pick it out. I got to give it the old touch test and I think I am going to like it a lot. Our carpet is fine but Mommy seems to think a tighter weave will help all of our allergies! This evening Daddy and I went back to Home Depot because Mommy wouldn't let us look at any power tools or wood while we were there earlier today. Go figure!

Seems Uncle Fester is dead beating me. He supposedly has a present for me but I have yet to see it!! I WANT MY PRESENT!!! Well that is all for now. Oh yeah, speaking of presents....Happy Birthday Joe!!