Mommy Is Mean!!!

I want to report Mommy for being mean!!! Mommy took me to the doctor today because my allergies/asthma are still bothering me. She let that mean doctor poke around at me. He tried to bribe me with "sticks" but as soon as he touched me with the stethoscope I threw the sticks at him. HA!!! Anyway, the doctor gave me my very own updraft machine. Mommy had to pin me down to give me my updraft. I fought and fought her. I think she got more of the medicine than me. The nurses giggled when the came back to the room because they could tell that I really roughed Mommy up.

After we left the doctor's office I was all excited because I thought I was going to get to go home and play with Sebastian and Rufus all day. Guess that's what I get for thinking. Mommy broke my heart when she pulled back up to the doors of the Baby Penitentiary. I think the look on my face made Mommy feel really bad. You know what? SHE SHOULD FEEL BAD!!! At least the wardens saved me a lunch...not that I ate it or anything. Can you believe that they actually tried to feed me Green Eggs and Ham??? I ate the apple sauce even though it was green too. In case you haven't figured it out, it is green week at the Baby Penitentiary. I also got a nice new bruise on my forehead this afternoon. The Wardens told Mommy how I fell and hurt my head. Mommy said that she was going to make Daddy think that I got the bruise when I fell and hit my head when he was watching me last night. Daddy didn't think it was very funny that Mommy told him that!!!

Anyway, Daddy and Mommy both had to give me my updraft tonight. Mommy was really happy that it went much better than it did earlier today. I think Mommy just felt there was safety in numbers because even Sebastian was sitting there making sure I acted right. To be honest with you, I just went easy on Mommy because I roughed her up a little too much at the doctor's office.

Well that is all for now!