Starve Me Why Don't You!!!

Okay, it's been busy since my last post. I am sure it wouldn't surprise anyone to learn that I got sick again!! The Wardens called Mommy last Friday to tell her that I was running a temperature and needed to go home. Mommy was at a class for lawyers, so she called Daddy to come and get me. Daddy and Uncle Carl had just sat down for lunch at Red Lobster but they came to rescue me!! I was very surprised to see Uncle Carl at the Baby Penitentiary!! Uncle Carl told me that I was crazy for being sick because he would be very happy to have Warden Ms. Pam changing his diaper!! Anyway, he loaded me in the car for Daddy and rode back there with me and sang to me. I got to hang out at the office with Daddy and Uncle Carl until Mommy came to get me. Mommy was most impressed that Daddy was wearing a full-fledged Best Daddy In the World Uniform...that's right, his dress shirt was covered with baby cheeto finger prints and my runny nose! Mommy laughed and wanted to take a picture but she thought Daddy might not like that too much.

Saturday, I went to the doctor. Seems my temperature was up because my tube was clogged. The doctor gave me some ear drops, a new antibiotic and a new medicine to stop my runny nose (this nose business has been going on for a few weeks and my regular doctor had not been successful in ridding me of even after three courses of antibiotics). The new medicine is doing wonders and my ear is unclogged. Mommy and I went shopping for some clothes for me in the afternoon because I was already feeling a lot better. (Ms. Jennifer you will be happy to know that I only got a book this weekend...No toys...Just clothes and a book!) Uncle Fester came to visit me too. I got to wrassle with Uncle Fester. Somehow Daddy managed to talk Mommy and me into going to Best Buy with him and Uncle Fester!! BIG MISTAKE!!! Daddy takes FOREVER even when he knows what he wants!!! Anyway, Uncle Fester showed me all kinds of TVs there. He tried to talk Mommy into getting me an XBox 360 but she wouldn't do it!!

I have to report that I was mistreated in the Baby Penitentiary on Monday (I really don't think I was but Mommy and Daddy think so). I only got one bottle between the time Mommy dropped me off in the morning and 1 p.m. Seems I got a bottle that afternoon because the afternoon Warden remembered that Mommy said that I can be a little A.D.D. and won't ask for a bottle if I get busy playing. So the Warden just popped a bottle in my mouth and I downed it. When Mommy picked me up she was very mad that I only had one bottle and no one could tell her why that was the case. One warden tried to tell Mommy that the other wardens probably forgot to write down the bottles that I had. Mommy told her that would be fine if she didn't have three full bottles in her hand. Seems that genius warden forgot that Mommy brings my bottles every day just so she knows for sure what I am up to (and apparently them too). Anyway, thank goodness that Auntie Norma was with Mommy because Auntie Norma was able to feed me while we drove home. Mommy was so mad that she left my medicine at the school so she had to send Daddy after it. Daddy was mad about me not getting fed and one of the Wardens got smart with him. Daddy made them call the Head Warden and the Owner....Seems that the smarty mouth warden no longer has a job! THAT WILL TEACH HER!! Anyway, I got caught up on my liquid intake for the day by the time I went to bed! I have to tell you, my tummy was full!!!! Tuesday was an entirely different day in the Penitentiary! I got all kinds of attention (whether I wanted it or not). They even did a detailed note as to what I ate or didn't eat.

I went to work on Wednesday! I got to play with Elvis but they had to separate us some because Elvis decided that I was his puppy and he wasn't letting me wander around my kingdom. He was being pretty insistent that I not wander around, so they thought it might be best to limit our play times so that both of us could do our thing without worrying about the other. Elvis is my side kick and he just wants to make sure that I don't do anything silly. Daddy and Uncle Carl finally got their Red Lobster lunch!!! We went to Red Lobster for lunch instead of Franke's.

Mommy says that she and I might go to Dallas to see my Joey and Jesse for the day Saturday. Aunt Lili is setting us up with a pass but we just have to keep our fingers crossed that there is space for us going and coming back Saturday. I have a date with Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl on Sunday, so I have to be home Saturday night. I hope Mommy and I get to go because I really miss all of them. I just hope they don't think that if Mommy and I come that they don't have to come see us next month as planned!

Well that was my week!!!