I Better Not Get Rabies!!!

I was so happy to see Mommy rescued me from my cell block this afternoon. I knew it was her before I could even see who really opened the door. I just ran over to her and jumped into her arms (this is actually my normal routine but I had to play it up today). Anyway, the Warden told Mommy what happened to me today. Can you believe that some spineless brat bit me in my back??? Come on, my back was turned. Coward!!! The Warden was quick to chime in that I didn't bite anyone today. I was a true victim today!! But get this! Did Mommy care that I got bit?? NO!!! She simply said "FINALLY" and "SERVES HIM RIGHT!" What kind of Mommy says "finally" and "serves him right" in response to the news that her precious baby boy has been bitten by a possibly rabid brat??? Apparently the kind I have! She did at least check to see if it made a mark. I seem to think that Mommy would be more sympathetic if it left a mark. Well, maybe not considering I have bitten a whole bunch of my cellmates and Mommy. Mommy told me that I need to remember how biting hurts and that I should keep my teeth to myself. She also said that since I now know that biting hurts that I should defend myself from other kids who want to bite me. Hey wait a minute!! Now that I think about it Daddy didn't even seem to care that I got bit?? Now that bites!!!

Mommy, Daddy and I went out to dinner tonight. The waitress said that I am the best behaved baby she had come across in a restaurant. I don't know why anyone would think that I wouldn't act right in a restaurant. After all, I get to go out to eat at least once a week and my parents make sure that I have table etiquette (well at least when it comes to behavior...they are working on my with my shoveling food into my mouth technique.) I got to eat grilled chicken, corn and a roll. Once I ate a sufficient amount of chicken and corn Mommy gave me the macaroni and cheese she was hiding from me. I was so happy to see the macaroni and cheese!!! I had some chicken in my mouth at the time but I decided I needed to make room for the macaroni and cheese so I spit my chicken out into my hand and promptly threw it to the side on the floor!! For dessert I had some apple sauce and strawberry shortcake. I was stuffed!!! Daddy decided to leave the waitress a real good tip because I got kind of messy and Rufus wasn't there to help with my discards!

Anyway, that was my day!! Joey you need to come to school with me to cover my back!!