No Fly List!!!

Mommy and I flew to Dallas this past weekend to see My Joey, Jesse, Uncle F.O. and Aunt Lili. Mommy says that if I don't start behaving better they are going to put me on the "No Fly List." I kept saying "Dada" every time I saw a bald man! Guess what I did on the plane?? That's right, I put a drink on the man sitting next to Mommy and me. At least it was only water!!! He acted like he wasn't mad but I could tell that he wasn't exactly happy with me!! Mommy was relieved that someone on the plane got air sick all over the place because it distracted everyone from my mess!!

Anyway, I was running a fever this weekend so I yelled a whole lot!! Mommy told me that I probably wore out my welcome at Aunt Lili's. Aunt Lili says I didn't but I don't think I would blame her since I was so mean to everyone Saturday. All I did was yell at them! Aunt Lili bought me Peter Pan!!! I finally backed down and decided I could at least act like I was a happy child. I got to see Aunt Lili's neighbors that I met last year....well except for Connor...he was still in the oven when I was there last time. I wasn't too into Connor because I am a big boy and he is just a baby!! My Joey went to the mall Saturday night with his friend...he asked me if I wanted to go with him to help him pick up women but it was too late for me to go running the streets. By Sunday I had warmed up to everyone...well almost. I even took off out the front door with Uncle F.O. to go to the neighbor's house....but it occurred to me that Mommy wasn't right behind us so I threw a fit and Uncle F.O. sent me back inside with Mommy. I got to play with the neighbor's smoker but Mommy kept telling me to leave it alone. I finally managed to sneak over and grab the handle to the door and it hit me right on the nose and it hurt!!....I should have listened to Mommy!!! Anyhow, I got some new shoes and clothes in Dallas. I am going to be styling in my new camo cargo shorts!!!

I was a lot nicer to everyone on Monday. Mommy kept telling me "No" though because I learned how to climb the stairs. Anyway, we flew home Monday afternoon and I know that everyone on the plane hated to see me coming. That's right I yelled and yelled and yelled!!! I stopped yelling as soon as the plane started moving though. Much to every one's relief. The ticket lady even made sure that there was an empty seat next to Mommy so I could sit in it if she wanted. Mommy told me that this is further evidence that I have been added to the "Bad Boy Flier" list. Guess who was at the airport when we landed??? Daddy!!!! Mommy even let me out of my stroller so I could run up to him and give him a big hug!!! (Mommy was relieved that I really could tell Daddy from other bald men!!)

Daddy took me to the Baby Penitentiary today and I didn't want to be there!! I kept crying and holding on to him. All my buddies came up to me to check on me but I didn't want anything to do with them. Daddy finally had to leave me whether I wanted him to or not. That's okay though because I had a blast despite my lack of desire to be there.

Well that is all for now. Oh yeah!! Mommy says I owe some apologies so here goes...Dear Uncle F.O., Aunt Lili, My Joey, Jesse and Oreo: I am sorry I made such a racket and mess at your house. I will try to do better next time. Love Zachary!!