Hurray For Me!!

Ho Ho's Rule!!

Now that my secretary has stopped dying from allergies she can update everyone as to my happenings. I have been busy bossing everyone around. Daddy has a work crew that comes over on the weekends to fix my backyard up, so I have to go around making sure that they are not messing things up too much. Uncle Fester comes over too and he lets me walk around with him. I have a lot of fun telling Uncle Fester what to pick up and carry around for me.

I managed to pull off a jail break last week. The Wardens called Mommy to say that I was sick and inconsolable. So Mommy came flying on down to the school and when she got there I was standing in my crib laughing. Mommy told the Wardens I didn't look very sick. I just cracked up. The Wardens looked rather embarrassed. Anyway, Mommy took me home and when we got there Daddy was still there and you should have seen the look on his face when he saw me just cutting up laughing in the car. Mommy one upped me though. You should have seen the look on my face when we pulled up at the doctor's office later in the day!!! Turns out that I have allergies too. Mommy and I really suffered!!!

Are you ready for my big news??? I am officially a BIG BOY!!! I graduated from the nursery to the BIG BOY class!!! I get to start my new class on Monday!! I had a trial run with that class yesterday and I had a blast! We get to go outside and play! I was so excited when Mommy picked me up yesterday and had to come outside to get me!!! Guess what else?? Jake is in that class too! I know the wardens in the other class are going to miss me because I helped them take care of the babies. Yup! That's right! Can you believe that they made me work in that room? It was my job to give the crying babies their chompies. The wardens don't know how I always managed to get the right chompy in the right baby's mouth. They may actually think that I was helping them but all I really wanted was for the babies to be quiet because they make so much noise I can't hear myself think!!

Grandpa Jim and Grandma Dale came to spend the night last weekend. I had a blast with Grandma Dale. She had all my noisy toys going at one time. She and I made a huge mess of all my toys. It was great!!! When we went to dinner we ran into Granny Hag (you know that lady from the last Baby Jail I was at...she is Charles' great grandmother). Anyway, she was pretty impressed with how grown I am! I wasn't too into Granny Hag...as if I ever was. I was into the waitress though. She sure knows how to take good care of a boy!! I got all kinds of goodies from her. She was going to give me a balloon but Mommy explained that I get a little bit nervous around balloons...and tall people (what do you expect...I am short, Daddy is short and Mommy is almost short!!)

My new game is to throw things at Rufus. The other morning I managed to chuck my bottle at him. Mommy says its not very nice to be mean to Rufus. Anyway, it's hard for Mommy to say "No" to me lately because she has misplaced her voice. I AM NOT GOING TO HELP HER FIND IT!! Anyhow, nothing much has been going on. Oh yeah, I am big on shaking my head and saying "uh uh" lately. Anytime Mommy asks me a question I just shake my head and say "uh uh" no matter what it is she asks. For example..Want a cookie? Uh uh. Want a bottle? Uh uh. Want to go outside? Uh uh. Do you love Mommy? Uh uh. But my favorite...Do you love Daddy? Of course I lean over and give Daddy a kiss when she asks that!!! Mommy told me that I might want to reconsider my position on whether or not I love her because she is the one responsible for me having nice toys, treats and clothes. Ha! I am no fool I know that I will have all that stuff whether or not I openly admit that I love her! (I always want Mommy to rescue me from the Baby Penitentiary...if Daddy shows up with her I always give him the cold shoulder and only want Mommy....I have to keep things fair).


Mommy says that the Easter Bunny is coming to see me on Sunday. I will let you know how that goes!