Manual Labor???

I just can't believe it!! Doesn't anyone understand that I am white collar?? Last Sunday Daddy had me picking up empty water bottles in the yard because Daddy, Uncle Fester and the work crew just threw their empty bottles where ever they felt like it!!! Mommy made sure that Daddy paid me $1 for every bottle that I picked up!! I picked up a gazillion bottles. I was really agitated with the bottles that did not have their lids because I am really particular about bottles having lids. I had to search and search for lids!!! Anyway, on Monday Mommy asked Daddy if he paid me. Daddy said he forgot. Right I cue, I yelled at Daddy!!! He then promptly deposited my money into my piggy bank!!!

I went to work yesterday. Nothing like a cushy office job!! Daddy ratted me out to Mommy though because I got a time out at work for kicking and hitting Aunt Kay! In my defense, they were love pats!!!

When Mommy took me to the Baby Penitentiary this morning Warden Kristy told Mommy that the little brat that was biting me got expelled!! Mommy didn't think that was necessary because she had instructed me to head butt the brat the next time he bit me. Besides, Mommy knows that I went through my biting stage and the little brat really wasn't old enough to grasp the concept that he shouldn't bite. Funny, I don't remember Mommy being so understanding when I was biting the other inmates!!

Well that's all for now!!