I Have Ruined My Healthy Streak!!

After a few months of being healthy, I am sick!!! Mommy woke up last night and noticed I was very very hot so she got me up to give me some Tylenol. I didn't want the Tylenol so I sent it right back at Mommy and Daddy--well some of it anyway. Daddy took care of me this morning instead of Mommy. He was taking me to Kay Care when I decided to projectile vomit in the car. He decided Kay Care wouldn't be the right thing to do, so Mommy came home to take care of me.

Can you believe it that Mommy made me go to the doctor because my tummy got upset again and my fever won't quit??? Anyway, the doctor and me made great strides this visit. I didn't scream at him when he put the stethoscope on me. Mommy was quite impressed with my new found big boy bravery. Yeah, well the bravery lasted about as long as it took for him to snatch me right out of Mommy's arms. He had me well before Mommy and I could even have time to react. I let him know that I was MAD!!! Mommy promises to work on her reaction time in order to prevent Buddy snatchings in the future!

Guess what I got?? I got the newest Pablo DVD and Pablo bedding while we were filling my prescription at Target. Mommy is convinced that I really really don't feel well because I didn't want to watch my new Pablo or any other Pablo today or have much of an appetite. I just need to cuddle with Mommy in order to feel better (Daddy too but he doesn't cuddle as well as Mommy). Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

I Have A Hugemongous Play Gym!!!

Daddy and Uncle Fester were extremely busy all weekend assembling my play gym! I felt real bad for them because it was really really hot outside. I tried to help them as much as a I could but I am a white collar type of boy and I don't like to get all hot and sweaty so I would ditch them to go back into the nice cool house and relax by watching Pablo. I did manage to break Daddy's level. Daddy wasn't too happy with me. Mommy on the other hand had to smile because she hates Daddy's levels. Anyway, Daddy and Uncle Fester finished my gym up today and I must say it is absolutely perfect in its construction!! I can climb up into and down from y fort all by myself. I even have a curly slide so I can make a quick get away from my fort!!! Uncle Fester says I cheat on the rock wall though. Thanks Daddy and Uncle Fester for putting up my gym!

Construction Begins--I am helping Uncle Fester and Daddy build
my play gym!!

My Jessica and me trying out the glider!


Construction phase complete!! Daddy doesn't understand that I am
a big boy and can get on the swing myself!


Let the swinging begin!!!

So what has been going on with me lately??? I got bit by some bratty girl at school! She bit me right on the back of my leg...almost as if she were trying to bite out my Achilles tendon. Mommy wonders if I turned around and kicked her right in her bratty mouth. Hmmm....nobody knows and I won't tell.

I went to visit Grandpa Jim and Grandma Dale last weekend. I had a blast seeing them. I was practicing my jumping skills with Grandma Dale. Grandpa Jim played with me a lot. I started a new fun game with him. Every time I wanted to do something that Grandpa Jim didn't want me to do I had to look around for him and make sure we made eye contact and smiled before I did it! It was a blast because Grandpa Jim would pretend to be made at me! Mommy kept moving things though because she was afraid that I really would get into trouble! Can you believe that Grandma Dale wasn't at all happy about having to watch Pablo over and over again! You would think that she would have missed watching Pablo. Pablo obviously had an effect on her because she remembered most of the Backyardigans' names from my previous visit!! Mommy still blames Grandma Dale for my "Pablo Problem" since Grandma Dale was the one who brought Pablo into my life!!

As you can tell, My Jessica came to see me this weekend (unlike some people, namely My Joey). I got to follow her all around. Aunt Patty eventually came to take My Jessica away from me. I also got to impress Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty and Jessica with my ability to read. That's right, you read it right. I can read...well sort of. Mommy starts reading the sentence and I finish her sentence with the appropriate word! What can I say, I am a genius.

Uncle Fester says that my fort has sissy flags on it. That's okay though because Mommy says when we go to Florida we can get me some pirate flags to hang on my fort. I will have to watch the Pablo the Pirate episodes so I can properly say "Arrrr" before we hang my pirate flags! I get to go hang out with Uncle Fester this Wednesday while Daddy and Mommy ditch me to go to dinner. That' s okay though because I am going to have loads of fun destroying everything in Uncle Fester's house!! Well everything but Jessica's stuff...it wouldn't be very nice of me to tinker with her belongings!!! Well that is all for now!! Thanks again Uncle Fester!!

I Am A Genius!!!

Okay, it has been a while since my secretary has updated everyone on my happenings, so here goes...


I have been having to stay at the Baby Penitentiary later in the day. Seems Mommy has to work thirty minutes later each day this month so I get stuck in the Baby Penitentiary thirty minutes longer. Mommy finds me standing at the window looking for her every day!! I may be little but I know what time Mommy should be coming to collect me. Mommy assures me though that I will never be forgotten and left at the Baby Penitentiary!! However, there is a plus to this arrangements. I don't have to spend any time with Warden Creepy!!! I get to jump straight into Warden Kristy's arms each morning. She is the best Warden in the world!!! She always has my toast and juice ready for me!!

As you may remember, Aunt Patty, Jessica and Mommy were helping me get ready for "Splash Day" earlier this month. I had an absolute blast at Splash Day!!! Warden Kristy ratted me out to Mommy though...I wouldn't go in the pool. I stayed outside of the pool to splash and ran through the sprinkler. Apparently the Head Warden decided that Splash Day was too much trouble and banned my class from having any more splash days. Warden Kristy was mad about the decision. Apparently all the Mommies and Daddies were too because the Head Warden backed down and we get to do Splash Day again!! Hooray for Splash Day (it's this coming Thursday)!!!

Now for the genius episode. Last night I was playing with Mommy in my tent in the living room when I noticed Sebastian and Rufus sitting in the tent in my room. I wanted to hold them really really bad but I knew that they would run if I approached them. So I casually walked into my room and collapsed part of the tunnel so they couldn't leave from there. Then I casually walked back into the living room to Mommy. Mommy, Sebastian and Rufus all sat in their respective tents wondering what I was up to. A few moments later I walked casually back into my room. My toy basket was sitting right outside the side entrance to the tent. So turned my back on the entrance and casually acted like I was looking for something to play with. Once Sebastian and Rufus had enough time to come to the conclusion that I wasn't going to do anything I turned and gleefully dove right into the tent with them. They tried to run out of the tunnel but found that I had sealed of their escape route. They had to let me cuddle!! Mommy laughed so hard about this. Mommy told me that my planning and execution were absolutely flawless! What can I say, I am an absolute genius!!

I am going to see Grandpa Jim and Grandma Dale this weekend because it's Grandma Dale's birthday. Daddy is almost done with the construction of my playground. Mommy told me today that my gym is suppose to be delivered tomorrow. Hopefully Daddy and Uncle Fester will get around to assembling it for me while I am still young enough to want to use it. Also, I am going to bring my playhouse home from the office because Daddy has a spot in the backyard that will be perfect for it.

Well that is all for now. Oh yeah, Aunt Lili and want My Joey and you to come see me!!!

Happy Fourth of July!!!

Don't Laugh At My Farmer's Tan!!!




Splish Splash!!!

I went to work yesterday and I had a blast playing with Auntie Kay and Uncle Carl. Uncle Carl and I were playing in the elevator yesterday afternoon when we got down to the ground floor. Guess what happened?? Mommy was standing there smiling as soon as the door opened!!! Ha! I knew she was coming that's why I dragged Uncle Carl into the elevator to play. That's my story and I am sticking to it!!

I didn't have to babysit Uncle Fester last night after all. Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty and Jessica came over today though. Uncle Fester got into my tent so I threw balls at him for invading my space! Aunt Patty and Jessica helped me get over my fear of the pool. Mommy bought me a baby pool because I am afraid of the big pool this year (go figure!). It took Aunt Patty and Jessica a while but eventually I was soaked from head to toe and had a blast doing it!!

Tomorrow is Splash Day at school so now that I completed pool therapy Mommy is hoping that I will have a blast at school tomorrow. Mommy seems to think that I will succumb to peer pressure and not even hesitate to splash and have a good time! Only time will tell.

Ostrich Effect!!

Standing Guard Over My Prisoner (Sommer)!!!

I had an absolute blast yesterday! I got to hang out with Mommy and Daddy all day! Guess what? Auntie Kay and Uncle Carl came to see me. I ran and played all over my backyard. I even climb down the wall that Daddy built. My timing couldn't have been more perfect because Daddy announced to Mommy that he didn't need to put a fence up because I wouldn't try to go over the edge. Sure enough, over I went. I think Daddy got into more trouble than me!

Sommer and Amanda came to see me too! Sommer is kind of like Santa Claus because she brought me presents. I got lots of new sticks (scented tongue depressors) and brand new Mickey Mouse Crocs!!! Thanks Sommer!!! Mommy told Sommer she is not allowed to come back since she felt the need to bring me presents. Since Sommer was so nice, I made her a hostage in my tent! I just love having hostages in my tent. Mommy was happy that someone other than her got held captive for a change. My vote is that Sommer can come be a hostage anytime she wants!!

Aunt Patty came to see me too! I ran straight to her but she wouldn't let me take her hostage. Aunt Patty refuses to get into my tent. That's okay though because I have plenty of hostages.

Well when Mommy dropped me off at the Baby Penitentiary this morning Mommy saw Warden Creepy a few seconds before I did so she closed the door behind me so I couldn't escape and Mommy ditched me (well kind of). Mommy peeked at me from the window. Just as soon as a turned the corner of the cribs I realized it was Warden Creepy so I turned around and faced the door then bent over and stood on my head best I could. Mommy was laughing because my booty was pointed straight up at the sky. Mommy then left to sign me in into my room, put my sippys in the kitchen and stopped by the front counter to write a check for my tuition. Mommy could see Warden Creepy chuckling so Mommy went back to the window to see what I was doing. There I was still bent over with my booty in the air with my head on the ground. Mommy finally decided she needed to come get me before all my blood rushed to my head and before someone plowed into me with the door. Doesn't Mommy understand that I can act like an ostrich...if I bury my head in the sand maybe Warden Creepy will GO AWAY!! Since Mommy made me move I grabbed a hold of her tight until Warden Kristy came and pried me away from Mommy. We went to get the breakfast cart again. Poor Hayden (Warden Kristy's son) he was left there with Warden Creepy screaming because he was being left with her. I feel his pain but better him than me!! (Mommy assures me that Warden Creepy really is nice).

Tomorrow I am going to work so I can boss Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl around all day. They need bossing!! I have agreed to babysit Uncle Fester tomorrow night at his house tomorrow for a couple of hours. I hope Uncle Fester knows that I made the hair lady bleed the other day and if he doesn't mind his Ps and Qs tomorrow he is going to meet the same fate! Well that is all for now! Oh yeah, My Joey isn't it about time you come visit me? We can Pablopalooza!