Standing Guard Over My Prisoner (Sommer)!!!
I had an absolute blast yesterday! I got to hang out with Mommy and Daddy all day! Guess what? Auntie Kay and Uncle Carl came to see me. I ran and played all over my backyard. I even climb down the wall that Daddy built. My timing couldn't have been more perfect because Daddy announced to Mommy that he didn't need to put a fence up because I wouldn't try to go over the edge. Sure enough, over I went. I think Daddy got into more trouble than me!
Sommer and Amanda came to see me too! Sommer is kind of like Santa Claus because she brought me presents. I got lots of new sticks (scented tongue depressors) and brand new Mickey Mouse Crocs!!! Thanks Sommer!!! Mommy told Sommer she is not allowed to come back since she felt the need to bring me presents. Since Sommer was so nice, I made her a hostage in my tent! I just love having hostages in my tent. Mommy was happy that someone other than her got held captive for a change. My vote is that Sommer can come be a hostage anytime she wants!!
Aunt Patty came to see me too! I ran straight to her but she wouldn't let me take her hostage. Aunt Patty refuses to get into my tent. That's okay though because I have plenty of hostages.
Well when Mommy dropped me off at the Baby Penitentiary this morning Mommy saw Warden Creepy a few seconds before I did so she closed the door behind me so I couldn't escape and Mommy ditched me (well kind of). Mommy peeked at me from the window. Just as soon as a turned the corner of the cribs I realized it was Warden Creepy so I turned around and faced the door then bent over and stood on my head best I could. Mommy was laughing because my booty was pointed straight up at the sky. Mommy then left to sign me in into my room, put my sippys in the kitchen and stopped by the front counter to write a check for my tuition. Mommy could see Warden Creepy chuckling so Mommy went back to the window to see what I was doing. There I was still bent over with my booty in the air with my head on the ground. Mommy finally decided she needed to come get me before all my blood rushed to my head and before someone plowed into me with the door. Doesn't Mommy understand that I can act like an ostrich...if I bury my head in the sand maybe Warden Creepy will GO AWAY!! Since Mommy made me move I grabbed a hold of her tight until Warden Kristy came and pried me away from Mommy. We went to get the breakfast cart again. Poor Hayden (Warden Kristy's son) he was left there with Warden Creepy screaming because he was being left with her. I feel his pain but better him than me!! (Mommy assures me that Warden Creepy really is nice).
Tomorrow I am going to work so I can boss Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl around all day. They need bossing!! I have agreed to babysit Uncle Fester tomorrow night at his house tomorrow for a couple of hours. I hope Uncle Fester knows that I made the hair lady bleed the other day and if he doesn't mind his Ps and Qs tomorrow he is going to meet the same fate! Well that is all for now! Oh yeah, My Joey isn't it about time you come visit me? We can Pablopalooza!
Sommer and Amanda came to see me too! Sommer is kind of like Santa Claus because she brought me presents. I got lots of new sticks (scented tongue depressors) and brand new Mickey Mouse Crocs!!! Thanks Sommer!!! Mommy told Sommer she is not allowed to come back since she felt the need to bring me presents. Since Sommer was so nice, I made her a hostage in my tent! I just love having hostages in my tent. Mommy was happy that someone other than her got held captive for a change. My vote is that Sommer can come be a hostage anytime she wants!!
Aunt Patty came to see me too! I ran straight to her but she wouldn't let me take her hostage. Aunt Patty refuses to get into my tent. That's okay though because I have plenty of hostages.
Well when Mommy dropped me off at the Baby Penitentiary this morning Mommy saw Warden Creepy a few seconds before I did so she closed the door behind me so I couldn't escape and Mommy ditched me (well kind of). Mommy peeked at me from the window. Just as soon as a turned the corner of the cribs I realized it was Warden Creepy so I turned around and faced the door then bent over and stood on my head best I could. Mommy was laughing because my booty was pointed straight up at the sky. Mommy then left to sign me in into my room, put my sippys in the kitchen and stopped by the front counter to write a check for my tuition. Mommy could see Warden Creepy chuckling so Mommy went back to the window to see what I was doing. There I was still bent over with my booty in the air with my head on the ground. Mommy finally decided she needed to come get me before all my blood rushed to my head and before someone plowed into me with the door. Doesn't Mommy understand that I can act like an ostrich...if I bury my head in the sand maybe Warden Creepy will GO AWAY!! Since Mommy made me move I grabbed a hold of her tight until Warden Kristy came and pried me away from Mommy. We went to get the breakfast cart again. Poor Hayden (Warden Kristy's son) he was left there with Warden Creepy screaming because he was being left with her. I feel his pain but better him than me!! (Mommy assures me that Warden Creepy really is nice).
Tomorrow I am going to work so I can boss Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl around all day. They need bossing!! I have agreed to babysit Uncle Fester tomorrow night at his house tomorrow for a couple of hours. I hope Uncle Fester knows that I made the hair lady bleed the other day and if he doesn't mind his Ps and Qs tomorrow he is going to meet the same fate! Well that is all for now! Oh yeah, My Joey isn't it about time you come visit me? We can Pablopalooza!
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