They Are Torturing Me!!!

My parents are MEAN to me!!! I have been sick for the last two days and they are not making my life any easier! Mommy has decided that if I want something I am going to have to say please. Can you believe that I am no longer allowed to just grab her by the hand and take her where I want??? She actually refuses to go unless I say please! She has really lost her mind because she has ordered everyone to make me say please before my demands are met! Doesn't she know that I am not feeling well and she shouldn't pick this time to demand that I learn to say please! Then last night I woke up at 1:30 a.m. and wanted to party. I partied with Daddy until 3 when I grew bored of Daddy and got Mommy. I kept asking for juice and when she would ask me if I wanted juice I would say "no." Anyway, she wouldn't get me juice so finally I had to say "Please" and drag her off with me and pointed at my cups and said "juice." Mommy actually lectured me and told me that I should not have told her "no" when she asked me if I wanted juice because I am perfectly capable of saying "yes." Well all I can say is that I wouldn't have asked for juice in the first place if I didn't want it. She also mentioned that I am not allowed to get out of bed in the middle of the night because it is not fun or funny at all. Will someone PLEASE tell her to give me a break???

Mommy and Daddy really aren't being nice to me. I mean really!! Mommy and Daddy loaded me up this morning giving me the impression that I was going to work. Can you believe that they took me to get a CAT scan?? That experience was sheer TORTURE!!! They strapped me down, taped me down, bundled me up, weighted me down and pinned me down!! I was absolutely furious!! Once they liberated me, the lady told Mommy that I couldn't leave yet because they have to make sure that the scan was good because I might have to do it over. Mommy actually gave her a dirty look about that. I really think that Mommy would have hollered at her if I had to do my test over because they shouldn't have liberated me before knowing whether or not the pictures were good and it would have been too mean to have to pin me up again! Anyway, the lady gave me a beanie baby and a weeble wobble for being such a good boy. Daddy grabbed the weeble wobble for me because he thought I might throw it at the lady and it could hurt!! I did get to go to work after that so I could tell Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl about my ordeal.

This afternoon I had to go to my regular doctor for my fever and wheeziness. We were there forever and a day!! I flirted with a girl today (sorry Jessica, I can't help myself)! Guess what, the girl was real nice to me. Mommy told me I had to work on my techniques because tooting in front of a girl you are flirting with is not too cool. The girl's Mommy told Daddy that I have a lot of energy. Daddy told her "yeah, and he is actually not operating at full speed because he's sick." That lady pitied Daddy and Mommy!

Anyway, the doctor took forever to see me. The nurse finally brought me a juice that Daddy ended up squirting in my face, on the door and floor because he didn't listen to Mommy when she told him not to touch it. I wasn't too happy with Daddy and neither was Mommy. I didn't say anything to Daddy about it because Mommy spoke for the two of us. Anyway, my cat scan results made it there today. I got the all clear on my head. The doctor gave me some medicine for my sinuses. He said that if I am still having headaches he may send me to a head doctor. He can't find the source of my headaches but isn't too worried because they are brief and I am otherwise happy and energetic.

Well that is all for now!!