Picture Day!!!

Today was picture day at the Baby Penitentiary. Mommy had me dressed very handsomely for my pictures. I am sure all of you are anxiously awaiting a brand spanking new picture of me. Well you all can KEEP WAITING!!!! Ha!!! I refused to have my picture taken! I threw an absolute fit about the prospect of having to sit still, look handsome, smile and get my picture taken. The wardens tried everything to get me to cooperate. They even tried trickery and deceit!! Don't they know that I am smarter than them??? The Head Warden was quick to tell on me when Mommy came to pick me up today. Mommy laughed and said "figures." Mommy told me that I wasn't very nice because now she is going to have to spend a billion dollars to take me to a real photographer to have my pictures taken rather than spend a half a billion getting me school pictures. She also says she is going to charge me the difference. Can she do that??