Happy Birthday To Me!!!

Guess who's 2? Me!! That's who!! I had the best 2nd birthday ever!! Mommy says that no boy should have to go to the Baby Penitentiary on his birthday so we played hookey today!!!

Mommy sent cupcakes with me to the Baby Penitentiary yesterday so I could celebrate my last full day of being 1 with my cellmates!! I even let the bratty kids have some. Mommy and Daddy think that bossy Emma is my girlfriend because I always smile, say Emma and then run over to her but act like I am not interested. Mommy doesn't think my taste in women is very good because Emma is BOSSY!! Mommy can't understand why I would want a bossy woman. Daddy just smiles at Mommy, winks at me, and says that he doesn't know why I like bossy women either because I am never around such type women!! I think Daddy is in trouble!

Anyway, today I found a box wrapped in Pablo paper on the coffee table. I went to investigate it. Guess what?? It was a present for me!! Daddy helped me investigate the insides...it was a Pablo train!!! I love my CHOOOO-CHOOOO!!!

Then we all got dressed and went to get DONUTS!!!! I got TWO DONUTS because I am TWO!!! I got to go to Mommy's office so I could visit everyone. I was really shy at first but I kissed Mr. Smedley!! When it was time to go I decided it was okay to say bye-bye to everyone and blow kisses!! Ms. Laura came up there to see me too!!

I got to go get my picture taken too!! (Yes people, you will be getting them not too long after Mommy gets hers.) I wouldn't cooperate inside the studio so we got to do an outdoor shoot so I would behave. I got to throw "gum balls" into a pond, play on a bridge and jump off big rocks! I decided I needed to do some business, so Mommy told the photographer to give me some privacy. Thanks Mommy!!! After we were done, I got to go see Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl!!! I ran all over the office and found a vacuum cleaner to play with. I was exhausted by the time we go back to the car.

Mommy and I took a long birthday nap this afternoon. When I woke up there were two giant Christmas blow ups set up in my playground. All I could say was "Oh My!" Then I found another present!! I got three more Pablo playsets. There are more presents for me but Mommy says that I can have them tomorrow. You don't think that she will try to get me to forget about them and then act like they are Christmas presents do you?? Anyway, rumor has it that My Joey is going to personally deliver me a present tomorrow.

Well, I had a wonderful day!! It's good to be two!!!