Maybe That Wasn't A Good Idea!!!

I was mean to Mommy yesterday. In my own defense, she was mean first. She wouldn't give me the vacuum cleaner because she was using it to vacuum behind the bed. So I picked up the floor attachment and clobbered Mommy in the head with it!!! Can you believe that I got into trouble for that??? I had to go to time out because I laughed after hurting Mommy's head! Well it seemed like a good idea at the time!! I hated time out!!! Daddy asked Mommy how long I had to stay in time out (sitting on the couch with Daddy not being allowed to get down). Mommy told him that I had to stay there until her head didn't hurt anymore. Mommy told me that I am lucky that she is not old school because old school people would have spanked me with the vacuum. Now that wouldn't be cool!

Apparently Mommy wasn't too mad at me because she let me go see my girl Ca and my back up babe Ryan later that afternoon! I just love my girls!! I got to eat M & Ms over there. I got into trouble though because when I decided I had enough of the M & Ms I just spit them onto the floor. What's wrong with that??? Uncle Fester didn't mind at all!!! Mommy isn't too pleased with my new knack for trying to spit. She says it isn't very cute and I must stop immediately. A boy can't have any fun!