The Man Cave!!!

Well I have had a busy social calendar lately. A few weekends ago we went to Grandma's house for the second weekend in a row. I got to see Aunt Terrie, Uncle Tom, Jake and Brooke. Guess what??? I got an airplane from all of them!! Thanks guys!! I also got to see Larry and Sandy! I haven't seen them (well at least Sandy) in ages. I had a blast tearing up Grandma's house. What can I say, she lets me do it???!!!

I got beat up at school last week!! Me and another kid got into a fight at school. It happened right before Mommy got there. All the Wardens were mother henning me when Mommy got there because I had a busted lip. Mommy gave me a couple kisses, wiped my mouth and I was all better. The Wardens were all besides themselves. I think they thought my lawyer would sue them but my lawyer said that my lip has been busted before and will be busted a bunch of times before I get to a respectable age. So much for having an overbearing lawyer! Anyways, Mommy suspects that my buddy Carter was the one I was fighting with because his Mommy lingered an awfully long time in the parking lot to make sure I was okay. Mommy says she has to suspect Carter because his Mommy lingered a little bit too long. I won't tell who did it!!! My lawyer did advise me though that the "Vengeance is mine" mentality is perfectly acceptable!!

Anyway, Mommy ditched Daddy and me last weekend. She and Sommer went shopping and left Daddy and me to fend for ourselves. It was just us four guys--Me, Daddy, Sebastian and Rufus.---We had a "Man Cave." No girls were allowed...well okay, so we made a few hour exception for Ryan and Jessica but they don't really count. Hmmm...does Rufus really count as a guy because he is awfully needy?? Daddy and I had a blast, well until it was bedtime and I made him "call Mama"!!! We went to surprise Aunt Patty the next morning. Uncle Fester was sleeping but he managed to drag his lazy bottom out of the bed to say hi. Can you believe that Mommy ditched me and only managed to bring clothes back for me??? Isn't it a rule that parents have to bring toys home with them when they are gone overnight??

I ran away from home the other night...well under Mommy's supervision. I walked all the way around our neighborhood...well except I made Mommy carry me and my lawn mower up the big hill. I have to say that the exercise was quite good for me....I actually slept like a baby that night. Speaking of sleep, can you believe that Mommy has instituted a bedtime policy for me? She seemed to have grown weary with me staying up late so now she turns Pablo and the lights off and makes me go to sleep. Mean Mommy!!!

Speaking of mean, can you believe that three imbeciles have cast votes that reflect that I am spoiled?? Those people don't know me at all!!! Anyway, that's all for now. Oh yeah, Where's My Joey???