Working Man!!!

I Got The Keys--Let's Go Already!!!

Come On Daddy--There Are Child Labor Laws You Know!!!



Finally---Quitting Time!!!


(Pictures Courtesty of Uncle Carl Bob Studios!!!)

Buddy Boards A Boat!!!

Ahoy Mateys!!! I went to Grandma's house over the weekend and guess what I did??? I went on my very first boat ride!! Sandy and Larry came to see us on their boat and they let me go for a ride!! They even had a buddy-sized life jacket for me to wear!! At first I wouldn't let Daddy put the life jacket on me. I let Mommy put it on me because I knew that she would put it on right. Guess what??? She said I was the handsomest boy in a life jacket and it made me look like I had super hero muscles!!! She said that she could prove it to everyone but she was a dunderhead and failed to bring a camera to take pictures of my very first boat ride. Everyone can blame her!

Mommy is mean. She has banned Daddy and me from getting donuts. Daddy and I went to get donuts Sunday morning. We got some extra gooey donuts. I was eating one in Grandma's living room when I decided there was something interesting that I needed to investigate, so I took my donut and stuck it on the window while I tinkered with the toy. Unfortunately Grandma turned the corner right after I did it. Even more tragically, Mommy arrived on the scene not too long behind her. It seemed like the thing to do at the time. Would they rather have me set the donut on the carpet or couch?? At least the window was clean!!! Anyway, Mommy told Daddy that he should have known better than to give me donuts that have more goo than Krispy Kreme. I think Mommy fails to realize that we men like GOO!!! Daddy asked Mommy what else am I suppose to eat for breakfast. Mommy responded, cold cereal like every other child in America. Guess what?? Today at the Baby Penitentiary they started cereal eating lessons for all of the inmates in my class! Now someone explain this to me, can that really truly be a cosmic coincidence?? Mommy laughed when Daddy told her that they were teaching all of us to eat cereal for breakfast!! (Fear not though---Mommy says I can have a guy breakfast on Saturdays but I have to eat a proper hot breakfast on Sundays).

Well that is all for now!! Oh yeah, Joey---I want a turkey on white, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo--hold the onions!!

Potty Progress!!!

Can You Believe That the Head Warden Put a Picture Up of

Me Getting Bit By This Vicious Puppy??? What Was She Thinking!!!

Good help sure is hard to find!!! My Secretary is getting extremely lazy lately. Anyway, I have been a busy boy learning to go "Pee-Pee on the Potty." I wasn't doing so well with it when I first started and acted a little stubborn about it. Seems I didn't care if I had an accident in my big boy underwear. Mommy fixed that problem though because she banned me from my big boy underwear. I am on the fast track to proving to Mommy that I can be trusted with big boy underwear and tell her all the time when I need to go potty. Well most of the time anyway!! She assures me that I am going to get my underwear back real soon.

We went to spend the night at Grandma's last weekend because I had to give her some a card and some presents. I gave Mommy some cards and presents too. They both loved their cards and presents. Speaking of presents!!! I want to say thank you to Uncle F.O., Aunt Lili, Jesse, Joey, Uncle Tom, Aunt Terri, Jake and Brooke because I finally spent my Toys 'R Us money that I have been saving for something special only it took me a long time to figure out what really special present I needed to get for me. I got me my very own Thomas the Tank Engine "Choo Choo" Train table for all my Thomas trains (okay so Mommy kicked in some too)! I just love my big boy train table! I think Jessica is grateful for the table too because Mommy kicked out a lot of my toys to make room for my table which means there is less for Jessica to have to pick up and put away for me!

Guess who I saw the other night?? Daddy, Mommy and me had to drop something off in their old neighborhood and as we were driving by we saw Jackson and his Mommy in their front yard. We stopped to say hi to them. I didn't want anything to do with them!! Mommy had to smile though because as we were leaving Mommy told me to say bye bye to them and I ran over to Jackson and gave him a big hug (he hugged me too). I still didn't want to have anything to do with anyone else! Mommy and Daddy were really glad that I got to see Jackson. I even let Jackson see my new Fog Horn cars that I got at the toy store. He likes Thomas too!

We went to the Greek Food Fest on Saturday. I got to try some Greek Food. Mommy was surprised that I actually tried some of the food. I think I even surprised myself. I learned my lesson though because I tried some of Daddy's food and he gave me something that was YUCKY!!! I wanted to spit it out but I didn't because Mommy gave me the look (she normally is the one who's hand I spit things in and this stuff was a little slimer than she cared to have to handle). I got a Zebra puppet there. I wanted to get a pink puppy dog but Mommy convinced me that a Z-Man needed a Zebra. I can see the logic in that!!

Well that's my big news. I get to go on vacation next month so Mommy is planning on putting me through pool therapy soon. She is hoping that I don't repeat my antics of last year.