Buddy Boards A Boat!!!

Ahoy Mateys!!! I went to Grandma's house over the weekend and guess what I did??? I went on my very first boat ride!! Sandy and Larry came to see us on their boat and they let me go for a ride!! They even had a buddy-sized life jacket for me to wear!! At first I wouldn't let Daddy put the life jacket on me. I let Mommy put it on me because I knew that she would put it on right. Guess what??? She said I was the handsomest boy in a life jacket and it made me look like I had super hero muscles!!! She said that she could prove it to everyone but she was a dunderhead and failed to bring a camera to take pictures of my very first boat ride. Everyone can blame her!

Mommy is mean. She has banned Daddy and me from getting donuts. Daddy and I went to get donuts Sunday morning. We got some extra gooey donuts. I was eating one in Grandma's living room when I decided there was something interesting that I needed to investigate, so I took my donut and stuck it on the window while I tinkered with the toy. Unfortunately Grandma turned the corner right after I did it. Even more tragically, Mommy arrived on the scene not too long behind her. It seemed like the thing to do at the time. Would they rather have me set the donut on the carpet or couch?? At least the window was clean!!! Anyway, Mommy told Daddy that he should have known better than to give me donuts that have more goo than Krispy Kreme. I think Mommy fails to realize that we men like GOO!!! Daddy asked Mommy what else am I suppose to eat for breakfast. Mommy responded, cold cereal like every other child in America. Guess what?? Today at the Baby Penitentiary they started cereal eating lessons for all of the inmates in my class! Now someone explain this to me, can that really truly be a cosmic coincidence?? Mommy laughed when Daddy told her that they were teaching all of us to eat cereal for breakfast!! (Fear not though---Mommy says I can have a guy breakfast on Saturdays but I have to eat a proper hot breakfast on Sundays).

Well that is all for now!! Oh yeah, Joey---I want a turkey on white, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo--hold the onions!!