Mommy and Buddy Play Hookey!!!

Daddy's Driving So I Insisted On My Crash Helmet!!!

Mommy took a day off work Wednesday. My radar was in proper working order so when I woke up I announced to Mommy that "I sick!" I told her I was sick so I could hang out with her instead of going to the Baby Penitentiary. Apparently Mommy really is smarter than me because she said, "Okay, if you are sick then you have to stay in bed all day and cannot play with toys." She then said "If you are sick then you can't go to the zoo with Mommy." I was so I excited I jumped up and told her to "drink coffee, we go to the zoo!" Apparently, she saw right through my lie about being sick!! Something tells me the whole zoo deal was a prearranged thought by Mommy because she was playing "legal hookey." Which means, I got a furlough by default!!


We had an absolute blast playing hookey! First I got to go around and see all the grown ups at Mommy's old job because Ms. Tria wanted to see me. I got to talk to Mr. Brad and yell about all the buses that were driving by the office building. (If you ask me, Mommy's newest office isn't very good because she doesn't get to see all the different buses and firetrucks drive by!) We then went to the zoo where I got to ride the "Big Choo-Choo" and "Little Choo-Choo" and I got to see all the animals. The crazy snake guy shoved a snake towards Mommy and me. Neither of us thought it was very funny!!

After the zoo I got to go have lunch with Daddy, Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl. As an added bonus, I got to see Ryan and I gave her a great big hug!! Mommy abandoned me at Daddy's office for a couple of minutes so she could run over to the mall and get me some new shoes. I got new shoes that have "Po-lice" lights on them!!! Daddy drove me home because Mommy had one other trick up her sleeve. When I woke up from my nap she had me help her get a bag out of her car. I didn't want to get the bag out so she got it out for me. Then she had me peek in the bag and guess what!! It was a new helicopter!!!! Mommy really made a special day out of the day just for me!!!

Well that was my most recent excitement!! My Joey--come see me!

Bad Boys, Bad Boys What Are You Going To Do When They Come Looking For You!!!

Okay, it has been exactly one month since my pitiful secretary has updated the blog---talk about under worked and overpaid!!! Oh wait, i don't pay her--I guess I am getting what I pay for!! I have fully transitioned into my new classroom. I still prefer Ms. "China" in the big baby room but I am thinking I can get use to Ms. Amber--eventually! I do have to lodge a formal complaint though because some THIEF stole my "New York City Jail" shirt from my bag at the Baby Penitentiary. Mommy was MAD and so am I!!! I think it was Jeremy's nasty Mommy but I just can't prove it! (Yeah I blame Jeremy for EVERYTHING even though Mommy tells me not to) Anyway, I better not catch that twit wearing my shirt anywhere--Mommy worked really hard to find me that shirt in NYC and I want it back!

What else have I been up to?? Hmmmm.....Nothing!! Oh wait, I did managed to get Mommy sick, Daddy sick, Ryan sick and Ca sick. Mommy and Daddy think it was really Ryan that started it all but everyone wants to blame innocent old me. Aunt Lili came to visit me!! She came on an airplane just to hang out with me for the evening!! She even brought me a present--new Vans!! Joey was suppose to come to see me but he was busy. Can you believe that Joey was too busy to come see me???? Uncle F.O. was busy too but I forgive him because he promised to come to my birthday...he promised and he wouldn't lie to me. I was sad to see Aunt Lili leave me especially since she got to fly on an airplane and I didn't.

Daddy and me got into trouble today. I always help Daddy set the alarm before we leave. I really helped him today!! We left for the Baby Penitentiary around 7. Well around 7:30 Mommy's cellphone rang--it was the alarm company following up to make sure everything was okay because they sent the Police to the house because the "hostage alarm" was triggered. Ha!!! Mommy kept trying to call Daddy but couldn't get a hold of him. It occured to her that she could call the school to see if I safely arrived--of course I did! Mommy worried a whole lot less after hearing that I was safely deposited at the Baby Penitentiary. (I am pretty sure she would have only left work if I wasn't at school---poor Daddy!!) Anyway, Mommy eventually found Daddy--who returned home to get his cell phone. Poor Daddy had to call the Sheriff to tell them not to come but the Sheriff had already came and went. Daddy reported that the Sheriff checked the doors and windows and peeked into the house from the windows and decided that everything was probably okay. Mommy worries about that because someone could have been hacking us to pieces upstairs!! I am really disappointed that I didn't get to see the policeman at the house---that would have been super cool!!! Mommy thinks its probably a good thing because she suspects that I eventually would have figured out that if I push the right buttons I can get to check out police cars and eventually summons my favoritest--the fire truck!!! Also, I need some help--Mommy is threatening to bill me if the Sheriff charges us for having to come out here for nothing.

Well that is all for now!!