This is the ride I wanted to ride but Mommy said "Heck No!!"
(I knew I should have asked Daddy!!)
Hands Up and Feel the Wind!!!
Aunt Kay and Me!!!
I am the Handsomest Pilot Ever!!!
Uncle Carl and Me!!!
Roller Coasters Rule!!!
I just had the bestest weekend of my young life!!! Mommy and Daddy kept telling me all night on Friday that I was going to have a very special day on Saturday. Mommy wasn't home when I woke up and later that morning Daddy took me to Ms. Tamara's to get my hair cut. I couldn't help but think to myself, "Are they nuts?? Do they really think getting a hair cut is going to make a special day???" Well, I guess it wasn't too bad because Mommy showed up there in time to supervise the cutting. And more importantly, she showed up with a new choo-choo for me. Anyway, after that we went home and took a nap. I was seriously disappointed with my "special" day because something was seriously lacking. Guess what though??? When I woke up Mommy asked me if I wanted to go to "the FAIR!!!" I was so excited!!!
It wasn't long after we got there that I discovered Uncle Carl and Aunt Kay. They came to have fun with me too!!! I was so excited by all of the choo-choos, slides, airplanes, helicopters and all the other things there were to see and ride on. I couldn't be bothered by eating but eventually the party pooper parents decided I must eat something. I think Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl were relieved to get a break too!!! I rode the little choo-choo a zillion times and by myself!!! Mommy and Daddy were really really sad when I told them I didn't need them to ride with me!! I would get on the ride and once it was done I would run out the exit and right back into the entrance gate again. Mommy got even sadder when she saw me trying to put the moves on all the little girls that would ride next to me. What can I say, I'm a chick magnet!!!
Anyway, the last time I rode the little choo-choo Mommy said something to the choo-choo lady. When the choo-choo lady got me off the ride I told her, "Thank you! Again!!!!" She told me the "choo-choo is broke." She looked real sad about telling me that it was broke. I understand though...after all, Uncle Carl was in the area and he likes breaking choo-choos!! I also suspect that the choo-choo lady was asked to tell me that!!! I am happy to report that I was mad and Mommy and Daddy for telling me it was time to go home. I yelled at them, "No!! In a minute!!" They made me go anyway!! I wouldn't talk to either of them for thirty minutes! I did negotiate another trip to the fair if I pooped on the potty!
Guess what??? I got to go to the fair again today!! Yep, that's right---again!!! Don't get too excited, I didn't actually poop on the potty. I tried to though. Besides, I had a clinger that luckily fell into the potty. I was so excited about it and Mommy and Daddy didn't have the heart to stick to the "actually do it on the potty clause." Once again, I had an absolute blast. I rode the roller coasters, the airplane, elephants, trains, went down the slide and the big airplane again!! Of course I rode the little choo-choo over and over again. I must admit though, I really love the roller coaster. I just love holding my hands up to feel the wind because it went fast! Mommy and Daddy are the best for taking me to the fair two days in a row!!! Anyway, I was a lot nicer to Mommy and Daddy when we were leaving tonight. I figured if they were nice enough to take me two days in a row I could at least show my gratitude by not making a scene!!!
Well that was my big adventure. It's back to the penitentiary tomorrow and I am going to BRAG!!!!
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