Yikes! Almost One Month Since My Last Post!!

Well obviously my secretary is not too worried about getting a pink slip even though the job market is tanking and there are a zillion others out there who could perform her job in a timely manner! It has almost been one month since my last update and a lot has happened in the past month. Where shall I begin??

I had a bike accident!! I rode my bike down the big hill and crashed into the woods. I didn't think Mommy could move that fast! She almost caught up with me halfway down the hill but gravity took over and made me go really really fast! I was okay though and wanted to get right back on my bike. Mommy wouldn't let me though! Oh well, guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mommy, Daddy and I went to visit Grandma a few weeks ago because she had a birthday! Mommy sent me to the store to buy a present for Grandma. I picked her out some chocolates. I got into trouble later because Mommy found the money in my pocket that I was suppose to use to pay for the chocolates. So what if I had Daddy pay for them??? Grandma would have wanted me to save my money!!!

My biggest news is that I got my very one big boy pool!!! I just love my new pool. There are all kinds of "safety first" rules that Mommy and Daddy have spelled out for me. I have been really busy trying to test the lines of those rules to see just how far I can push Mommy and Daddy. From what I can tell, I am not going to be able to push them very far. Even Bella has safety rules about the pool. Mommy and Daddy really seem to yell a lot when Bella and I play chase over by the pool! Aunt Patty, Jessica, Dude, Uncle Carl and Aunt Kay all came by to hang out and swim in my pool. I am going to have a blast with my new pool!

I got into trouble at school the other day because I smashed another inmate in the mouth. The Head Warden told Daddy that I am quite the little charmer because I tried to charm my way out of trouble. No one is sure why I smashed the other inmate in the mouth. My teacher Warden is taking the position that the other inmate had to have provoked me because I am usually a lover and not a fighter. Daddy lectured me while we were driving home about fighting at school. Mommy lectured me too. I may have been imagining things but I could almost swear that both of them were smiling when they were lecturing me. I certain that they don't want a weenie boy for a boy. In my defense, the other inmate started it--I just finished it!!

Well that is all for now!