Gravity Strikes!!!

Okay, it has been a while since I had Mommy write. It has been a rather hectic week for me. I have mastered crawling, pulling myself up and FALLING!!! I found out last Thursday that I cannot fly!! I crawled right off the bed!!! Mommy was absolutely horrified! by seeing me laying flat on my back on the floor!! Daddy tried to immediately pick me up but Mommy wouldn't let him. Once I let out my yell and began punching and kicking the air Mommy decided it was okay to scoop me up! My nose was scratched up but no bumps or bruises. They took me to the doctor just to be safe. Mommy says that she doesn't mind diagnosising herself or Daddy but she won't do that with me! Anyway, I got the all clear from the doctor!!

I got to meet Kuganese and Krishnan this past weekend (They are Brad's wife and son). I really really liked Krishnan but he is 7 and too cool to actually get down on the floor and play with me. Brad told Mommy that Kuganese said that "Zachary's not fat!" Mommy told Brad to stop telling people I am fat!!! Brad assures Mommy that I lost my pudge!! Mommy says that I was never fat, I was just short for my weight!!! Really though, I would pack on some weight before I stretched lengthwise.

Mommy cracked me up when she picked me up from the clink today. She saw that I had a big scratch on my face and she wasn't at all embarrassed about asking (rather loudly if you ask me), "Buddy, What happened to your face???" The warden explained that some nasty kid (Mommy's word not the warden's) is in need of a finger nail trim. Can you believe that some little brat scratched my beautiful face??? Mommy suspects that it was that crazy little girl that was beating up Sean that one day but I won't tell her who did it because it was just a baby thing. Mommy told Daddy to teach me to punch so if hurts me again I can clobber them.

I have learned that I have low speed and high speed. Mommy has figured out when I am going to kick it into high speed. Rufus and Sebastian haven't figured it out yet. I tackled Rufus tonight and squashed him and pulled out some of his fur. It was great fun!!! Mommy and Daddy were very proud of Rufus for not being mean to me. He got tuna and all I got was Mommy telling me to be nice to Rufus. Sebastian on the other hand, he enjoys tormenting me just as much as I enjoy tormenting him. He is nice enough to take of running but stops every few feet to let me catch up.

I am roaming all around the house getting into everything! Everything is MINE!!! I have confiscated everything in the house for my own personal pleasure. If Daddy or Mommy touch something that is mine (which is everything) they better be prepared to wrassle me for it!!

Anyway, I have my 9-month check up tomorrow. Mommy reminded me that the doctor said I don't have to have any shots tomorrow and I am going to hold the doctor to his word. Mommy says that the doctor and I have an oral contract regarding no shots tomorrow so if he breaches his contract Mommy and I are going to sue. Mommy says the only exception to the no shot clause is if I am sick then I have to get one if necessary.