I had my 9 month well baby check up today. The doctor lied because a needle was involved. They didn't put anything in me but they did take some blood out of my finger!! They are MEAN!!! Anyway, I am 21.14 lbs and 29 1/2 inches long. I am a big boy!! Can you believe he had the nerve to say that I am no longer a "chunky boy" because all of my parts are proportionate with each other. He found that I have the start of ear infections again (yeah, that's right plural). They were fine last Thursday when he seen me but here I am again with ear problems. I am going to a special doctor next week...he's a otolaryngologist (yeah that's right, I can spell it but can you say it??). The doctor suspects that the special doctor will recommend that I get tubes put in my ear because I keep getting ear infections. Mommy is worried but that's what Mommy does. Daddy on the other hand looks at things from a different perspective. That's right, Daddy says that all little boys who get operations get lots of toys from people who love them. He says that we will be sure to take notes on who gives and who doesn't (Mommy says we are kidding but she didn't consult Daddy or me when making that statement)!!! Other than my ears, I am perfectly healthy.
I went to work today. Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl fussed over me as usual!!! They gave me extra fussing because it is my 9-month birthday today and I had a doctor's appointment too. I had a blast playing with them. Mommy scolded Daddy when she came to get me because he carried a huge bucket of bubble gum into my playpen and a piece was left under one of my puppets. Daddy got into trouble because Mommy doesn't trust him with bubble gum because of the big wad of chewed gum he left in the bed years ago and because I can CHOKE on gum!
Uncle Fester called Mommy to complain that he didn't make the blog update from yesterday. So here goes...Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty and Jessica came to see me last Sunday. Aunt Patty was a blast! I just love hanging out with my Aunt Patty and Jessica. Uncle Fester on the other hand...The nerve of him!!! Can you believe that he did not cuddle with me when I woke up crying in my swing and he didn't come check on me when I was crying in my crib! What kind of uncle engages in psychological warfare directed towards a sweet innocent little boy??? Then he had the nerve to eat my bomb pops and not even offer me any!!! He better make sure to bring me at least TWO PRESENTS if I have an operation to prove that he loves me and that he is sorry for not being attentive to my psychological needs. I have to give him credit though...he did change my stinky diaper!
Well that is all for now. Oh yeah, Joey come see me!!!!!!
2 comments:
Those were my bomb pops & your mom knows it! If ANYBODY deserves a present (much less 2 of them), It's ME for changeing your stinky diapers TWICE!
Dear Uncle Fester: You have a BIG imagination because everyone knows THE CONTENTS OF MY DIAPERS DON'T STINK!!!!! I don't care if you don't get me a present because I know MY Aunt Patty will!!!!
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