Caution: I BITE!!!

I got into trouble at the Baby Penitentiary on Monday. Turns out that I bite two of my cellmates...two for one and three for the other!!! Mommy told me I wasn't very nice and that big boys don't bite. When Mommy came to pick me up yesterday, she asked the Wardens if I did better. They said "Yes" because I only bite one kid...TWICE!!! Turns out that they also reported that I have an accomplice. That's right, my buddy bit that kid too! Mommy asked what was going on when I bit. The Warden didn't know about one of them but told Mommy that the little kid was wagging his finger in my face, so I bit it!! It's a funny thing about Mommys. When the Warden was standing there Mommy kept telling me that I shouldn't bite and that biting is not nice but as soon as we got outside, Mommy told me that she was going to give me the bite because that brat shouldn't have been wagging his finger in my face. Mommys....go figure!!! Well tomorrow is my very first Thanksgiving and I can't wait to get a turkey gut!!!