Oh, You Asked If I Want To Play Hockey, Not Play Hookey!!!

I didn't go to the Baby Penitentiary yesterday!! Mommy and I went to her office and I got to show everyone how big I have gotten. I wasn't too happy about being at Mommy's office because I thought someone was going to steal the sausage biscuit Mommy bought me! The only time I was calm was when we were in her private office and I saw that it wasn't a doctor's office. Can you believe it, Mommy has a zillion pictures of her favorite person in her office--that's right--of ME!!! She has a couple pictures of Daddy but they aren't where she can stare at all day like mine!!! Anyways, I was too busy crying to apologize to Mr. James for making him do all Mommy's work whenever I am sick. He told me that it was okay though because all that is important is that Mommy take good care of me when ever I am sick!!

Mommy pulled a fast one on me and I should have known that she had a trick up her sleeve...that's right we did end up at a doctor's office after we left her office. I had to go see Dr. Doogie so he could take a look at my tubes to make sure everything was still looking good. I screamed bloody murder because I didn't want him rooting around in my ears. He may look young but he is a pro at dealing with irate little people. He didn't seem fazed at all about my tantrum.

I fell asleep in the car after the doctor's office. Having temper tantrums all morning wears a boy out. Guess what??? When I woke up about forty-five minutes later I was face to face with MY JOEY and Aunt Lili!! I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the two of them. That's right Joey and me played hookey from school!!! We have pretty good Mommies for letting us play hookey!! We all went to see Grandpa Len and Granny Bev. I am having a run of being "ashamed ofs." I am ashamed to admit that I swung a "stick" at Grandpa Len and he had to move pretty quick to keep from getting hit with it. That's right, a room full of people and I had to pick the one guy that just had back surgery to try to clobber with a stick! Then again, maybe I was just smart and picked the one person who couldn't beat me up!! Anyway, Grandpa wasn't too mad at me and I don't think the quick movement hurt him. Mommy put me in time out and told me that if I break Grandpa Len that we would have to sell all my toys to pay for him. I guess I better watch myself! Sorry Grandpa.

Guess what??? Joey drove me around in Mommy's car (yes people, Mommy and Aunt Lili were in the car too-as if we would really joy ride in Mommy's car)!! Aunt Lili was shocked that Mommy let Joey drive with me in the car. Mommy figured it was the best time for Joey to drive because while he could probably get away with injuring Mommy and Aunt Lili no one would forgive him for getting me hurt. While I am not a professional, I think he did a great job of driving...Mommy agrees too!


Anyhow, Aunt Lili and Joey flew back home last night because Joey and I weren't allowed to miss two days of school. I am glad that they came to see me. I am going to see them later this summer. Daddy is going to go next time because he was sad when Mommy and I went without him the last time. Well that is all for now. Oh yeah, thanks Aunt Lili, Uncle F.O., Jesse and Joey for my movie.