The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye!!!

Mommy and I went to see Uncle Fester and Aunt Patty yesterday. I got to put my finger prints all over Uncle Fester's tv and slobber on his remote control!!! HA!!! Aunt Patty gave me chocolate...sorry I got some on the carpet. She wasn't too mad though because she took me to the playground. I threw a fit when she tried to make me leave the playground. Can you believe that Aunt Patty threatened to leave me there having my fit??? I figured she was bluffing but I didn't want to take my chances so I picked myself up off the ground and ran over to her.

Guess what we did after we left Uncle Fester and Aunt Patty's??? Mommy took me to McDonald's and bought me a Happy Meal!!! I got to snack on some chicken nuggets and apple juice!! Now that I think of it, where's my toy??? Speaking of snacking...Daddy got into big trouble yesterday. When Mommy and I were leaving Aunt Patty and Uncle Fester's, I spied some left over doughnut bites around my seat (we were in Daddy's truck) and I grabbed them and threw them into my mouth and swallowed before Mommy could stop me!!! Ha!! I am learning to do things faster than Mommy can react!! Mommy says that I am not allowed to ride in Daddy's truck until he thoroughly vacuums it out!

Attention everybody...I got three new Pablo DVDs yesterday!! Mommy decided she is sick of my DVDs and has vowed to not have to see the same one but once a week. I now have all the Pablos!! Aunt Lili told Mommy that My Joey wasn't feeling good the other day and had to stay home. When Aunt Lili asked him what he did that day My Joey told her "I watched Zachary's show!" Aw, I miss and love you too Joey!!! Joey you can come to my house and hang out with me next time you don't feel good (even if you do feel good now that I think of it) because I have "Pablo Vision." Pablo Vision is sort of like XM Radio...All Pablo--Commercial Free--24/7!! Anyway, I think Mommy is warming up to Pablo because she actually laughed while watching one yesterday.

Guess what?? My Jessica came to see me today!! I was taking a nap when she got here but I got to flirt with her for quite a while afterwards. Aunt Patty and Uncle Fester were trying to convince me to get in the pool but I am not so sure about the pool this year. Daddy is pretty disappointed that I don't want to be a fish this year. Mommy seems to think I will warm up to the idea before long!

Yesterday I would have sworn that Mommy was warming up to Pablo but can you guess what she did today?? She actually made Pablo disappear and tried to lie to me by telling me Pablo was tired and had to take a nap!! Mommy doesn't like Pablo's parents because she says that his parents are always giving the other Backyardigans cheapskate snacks like crackers, apples or a glass of milk. The other Backyardingans' parents give super duper snacks out. Mommy told me that we are going to have to boycott the Backyardigans until Pablo's parents get better snacks. I told Mommy that we are not boycotting the Backyardigans because I LOVE PABLO and his chintzy snacks!!!