Tantrum Tantrum Tantrum!!!

I have been trying to perfect my tantrum techniques this week but Mommy and Daddy are thwarting my attempts to take complete control of the kingdom.

There is a new Warden in the nursery (I have to go into the nursery if I get to the Penitentiary before Warden Kristy gets there)! I don't like this Warden at all. On Thursday Mommy hated to leave me with her because I had a huge fit and wouldn't let her go. The new Warden finally took me from Mommy so Mommy could go to work. Mommy didn't even come back into the cell to say goodbye to me when she left (Mommy always comes back in begging for a bye bye kiss). I guess guilt got the better of Mommy because she called later that morning to ask Warden Kristy if I was okay because I usually don't mind staying with temporary wardens as long as toast is involved. Warden Kristy assured Mommy that I was my usual ornery self and managed to wolf down three pieces of toast. Warden Kristy told Mommy that her son threw a huge fit about staying with the new Warden too. Warden Kristy mentioned that none of the inmates like her but not to worry because she is harmless and temporary!!! Anyway, Mommy tried to be late dropping me off on Friday so I could avoid having to stay with someone I wasn't too comfortable with. We were happy to see Warden Kristy's car in the parking lot when we pulled up to the Penitentiary. However, Warden Kristy wasn't in my cell block so I had to go to the nursery. I would not let go of Mommy even though I was offered toast. Warden Kristy was there so she asked me if I wanted to stay or go with her and get all the breakfast goodies. I jumped into her arms. See that is why I just love Warden Kristy...she saved me from the temporary Warden and let me help her get all the goodies!

I went to work Wednesday but didn't drink enough while I was there. When Mommy got home and checked my work list from the day she got the crazy idea that she needed to intervene. I wouldn't cooperate so she turned off Pablo. Can you believe it??? I couldn't believe that she turned off Pablo!! I threw myself straight on the floor and had a huge fit. Mommy decided that any boy who was having a huge tantrum needed to go to bed. I carried on with my tantrum for a good thirty minutes before Daddy decided there might be something wrong with me. Mommy assured Daddy that I was perfectly fine and just wanted my way. Daddy (being a good Daddy) asked Mommy how did she know? Mommy said if you want proof fine...she touched my cheek...I stopped screaming and giggled and started screaming again after she moved her hand. Mommy told Daddy, that's how I know!! After thirty more minutes I decided to drink some liquids and then Mommy let me go watch Pablo again! Mommy told me that she will win every time. We shall see!!

I got to see My Jessica and Aunt Patty today!! I got to play with Aunt Patty while I supervised Jessica operate the vacuum. Aunt Patty wouldn't go into my tent. Uncle Fester, please explain to Aunt Patty that she has to do what I say!!!

Mommy and me went to get our haircut today. Daddy went with us because it is suppose to be his job to take me to get my haircut. Seems no one in Benton is happy to see me coming to get a haircut so Mommy decided I may need to go to a professional! I watched Mommy get her haircut. Mommy was giggling because I had a look on my face like a condemned man. I threw a huge fit when Ms. Tamara tried to cut my hair. Can you believe that Mommy and Daddy didn't try to rescue me from a haircut. I fought and fought and fought. I even drew blood on Ms. Tamara. Yeah, I have to give her credit because with all my fighting, she took injury rather than injury me. Anyway, I have to admit, my haircut looks real good. Daddy and Mommy think it is my best cut yet!! I wonder if Ms. Tamara is going to let me come back???

Well that is all for now!