Happiness Is Going To Buddy Friendly Places!!!

Please Don't Make Me Ride the Choo-Choo Train!!

Super Slide!! That's More Like It!!

Okay, Maybe I Don't Look As Silly As the Guy

With The Pablo Backpack!!!

Monkeying Around At the Zoo!!!

I was one busy boy this weekend. Mommy thought we should properly welcome springtime by having a fun filled weekend!! On Saturday Mommy and me went shopping to buy me some shorts and shirts so I won't sweat like a little piggy on warm days. We even bumped into Warden Kelly and her son while we were out shopping. Mommy was going to get me a new pair of Shoxx but I got bored with shopping so the trip to the shoe store ended with her carrying me out like a football!! Who needs new shoes anyway?? Besides, why can't see be like most Mommies and just turn up with new shoes!!!

Fortunately Mommy didn't think I was so naughty that my afternoon field trip was cancelled. Guess where we went??? Daddy, Mommy and Me went to FUNLAND!!! They had little rides for me and I got to go on the Super Slides in the Park!! I wasn't too big on the rides but Mommy made Daddy take me on some of the rides because I had so much fun on the rides at the State Fair. Mommy said if I didn't ride she was going to take the money out of my piggy bank to cover my tickets. What's a boy!!! Anyway, I didn't even want to ride the Choo-Choo Train!!! I rode it twice. The first time the train broke down and we had to get off. The second time the Train Man didn't think it was very cute when I said, "Train Man---Train broke!" Where's his sense of humor? Anyway, I talked all about my train ride and the train man after that. Okay, so maybe Mommy was right! I have to admit, I had a blast!!

On Sunday I got to go to the Zoo!!! Mommy decided that my running off and trying to hide in public places isn't as hilarious as I think it is so she got me a Monkey for my back. It is suppose to be my conscious! I don't like having a monkey on my back! Daddy made me made by grabbing the end of the monkey's tail. Mommy told him to leave it alone and tuck it back into the pocket. So I took off running!! Mommy hollered after me and asked me if I wanted her to get the monkey's tail. Naturally I stopped dead in my tracks. I may have looked like a little dweeb with a monkey on his back but I would have been super dweeb if one of them was holding onto the tail. I got to see my elephant, a tiger, ducks, birds, fish, a squirrel, a Greater Kudu, two giraffes and some turtles. Mommy also offered to let me ride the Camel but I declined. I wonder why she didn't force the issue??

Well I had a blast this weekend. Mommy says now that the weather is nicer we can go do lots of other things. I can't wait!!

Bubbles, Bubbles, and More Bubbles!!!

It's official! I am a bubble junkie. I have been having a blast using my bubble mower, bubble blowers and bubble juice all over the yard. Mommy is about bubbled out! I just hope she doesn't burst my bubble bubble!!

I have been a busy boy lately. I got to meet my cousin Elizabeth last weekend. She stayed with us all weekend. She's a TV hog though because I didn't get to dominate all the TVs. Can you believe that Mommy made me let her watch whatever she wanted on the big TV. I also got to see My Jessica, Ryan and Aunt Patty! Girls, Girls, Girls!!!

Can you believe that some little brat bit me at school the other day??? The punk bit me hard near my armpit. The Warden was mad and told Mommy that they complained about it to the brat's parents but they said "Oh, he's just teething!!" Give me a break....he's two!! The Warden told Mommy it doesn't help that the brat's parents are in denial. She then told Mommy how it happened. She told Mommy that I took a toy away from the brat and he bit me. Mommy told the Warden to stop telling lies on my because her boy would NEVER take a toy away from someone!!! Yay Mommy!! Well even though we all know that's not true!! I think the Warden might have feared that Mommy was serious. We decided that it would be best to just leave her hanging with the statement!! Of course the Wardens never tell the name of the brat that bites. Eventually it dawned on Mommy that I can speak, so I ratted Jeremy out for biting me--PUNK!! I am glad that Mommy eventually figured out that I am perfectly capable of giving her the information she needs. So what if I occasionally don't get it right! However, I was right this time because Mommy told Daddy to find out this morning and I was correct!!

Well that is all for now. Mommy thinks she and I might go on a field trip this weekend! Well see! Where's My Joey??

The Man Cave!!!

Well I have had a busy social calendar lately. A few weekends ago we went to Grandma's house for the second weekend in a row. I got to see Aunt Terrie, Uncle Tom, Jake and Brooke. Guess what??? I got an airplane from all of them!! Thanks guys!! I also got to see Larry and Sandy! I haven't seen them (well at least Sandy) in ages. I had a blast tearing up Grandma's house. What can I say, she lets me do it???!!!

I got beat up at school last week!! Me and another kid got into a fight at school. It happened right before Mommy got there. All the Wardens were mother henning me when Mommy got there because I had a busted lip. Mommy gave me a couple kisses, wiped my mouth and I was all better. The Wardens were all besides themselves. I think they thought my lawyer would sue them but my lawyer said that my lip has been busted before and will be busted a bunch of times before I get to a respectable age. So much for having an overbearing lawyer! Anyways, Mommy suspects that my buddy Carter was the one I was fighting with because his Mommy lingered an awfully long time in the parking lot to make sure I was okay. Mommy says she has to suspect Carter because his Mommy lingered a little bit too long. I won't tell who did it!!! My lawyer did advise me though that the "Vengeance is mine" mentality is perfectly acceptable!!

Anyway, Mommy ditched Daddy and me last weekend. She and Sommer went shopping and left Daddy and me to fend for ourselves. It was just us four guys--Me, Daddy, Sebastian and Rufus.---We had a "Man Cave." No girls were allowed...well okay, so we made a few hour exception for Ryan and Jessica but they don't really count. Hmmm...does Rufus really count as a guy because he is awfully needy?? Daddy and I had a blast, well until it was bedtime and I made him "call Mama"!!! We went to surprise Aunt Patty the next morning. Uncle Fester was sleeping but he managed to drag his lazy bottom out of the bed to say hi. Can you believe that Mommy ditched me and only managed to bring clothes back for me??? Isn't it a rule that parents have to bring toys home with them when they are gone overnight??

I ran away from home the other night...well under Mommy's supervision. I walked all the way around our neighborhood...well except I made Mommy carry me and my lawn mower up the big hill. I have to say that the exercise was quite good for me....I actually slept like a baby that night. Speaking of sleep, can you believe that Mommy has instituted a bedtime policy for me? She seemed to have grown weary with me staying up late so now she turns Pablo and the lights off and makes me go to sleep. Mean Mommy!!!

Speaking of mean, can you believe that three imbeciles have cast votes that reflect that I am spoiled?? Those people don't know me at all!!! Anyway, that's all for now. Oh yeah, Where's My Joey???