Mommy, Daddy and I went to Dardanelle last Saturday to visit Grandma Dale. Mommy let me get donuts for the ride to Grandma's house. When she realized I had not dug into my donuts she told me I needed to start eating. I told Mommy that I had to wait until I got to Grandma's house so I could eat at the table. Mommy finally convinced me that I probably didn't need to wait to get to Grandma's house to eat because it would be a long car ride. I guess Mommy thinks that sometimes it is okay to act like you were raised in a barn by eating in the car!! I obeyed though and gobbled down three big donuts. Yummy. Guess what??? When we got to Grandma's house I took off all my clothes and hopped right into Grandma's pool! I couldn't wait to get there because I wanted to go swimming. I got to hang out in the pool while Daddy and Mommy fiddled with fixing Grandma's gazebo. I thought it looked good but Mommy was disappointed because the measurements were not perfect. Oh well!!
I cannot believe how my weekend ended! We had Dude, Aunt Patty, Ryan and Jessica over for a barbecue. Guess what?? Ryan and Jessica brought their boyfriends! Oh the mind games!! I like Ryan's boyfriend Keith a whole lot but Jessica's boyfriend is another story! It makes me sad that Jessica is cheating on me!!! I thought Jessica and I would be together FOREVER but there she was, cheating on me right in my face! I don't care that her boyfriend is named after my favoritest train ever---it's just not right that he has my girl!! If I were four I would have smashed him in the nose!!! I hope Jessica comes to her senses and realizes I am the only guy for her! Does she not know that she is causing a lot of psychological damage to me???
Mommy picked me up from school early on Wednesday. I should have known that Mommy waking me up with a million kisses at nap time wasn't a good sign. As we were walking out of the room Mommy noticed that the little predator that bit me was right under our feet. We contemplated thumping him on the head as we walked out but decided that really wouldn't be nice! When we passed Starbucks, I asked Mommy where we were going. She said "to that building over there!" I asked, "what building?" She pointed to the building and said "that one." I announced that I didn't want to go to that building because that was the doctor's building. Mommy said we had to go there because I needed more squirties (nose spray). I asked her if we were only getting squirties. She assured me that it was just for squirties. She even pinkie promised that it was just for squirties! Guess what? I was super cooperative with the nurse and doctors since we were just there for more squirties. Mommy was impressed that I was so cooperative. Mommy figured I would be though because it was the doctor that I really really like (not as much as Bella's doctor but close). Can you believe that the doctor also threw in a lecture about not pooping in my unders??? Mommy put her up to it! Shame on Mommy for embarrassing me like that!!! I promised the doctor that I would stop pooping in my unders. I told Mommy to stop talking to me when we got in the car. I can't believe that Mommy would let me get embarrassed like that. Naturally I broke my promise to the doctor! Oh well, she can sue me!
Mommy has finally resorted to taking my choo-choos away. She told me that for every pair of unders she has to clean I have to give her one of my choo-choos. That is below the belt and made me cry! I did tell Mommy before I fell asleep that I was sorry for pooping in my unders! Mommy thinks I am a smart little boy for getting out in front of the issue by offering up an unsolicited apology.
Guess what??? Today I had to handover two of my brand new choo-choos to Daddy for messing up my unders. Couldn't they just spank me??? Mommy says that pretty soon she is going to have lots of choo-choos and I won't have any at all. We will see! I plan on getting my choo-choos back. The lack of choo-choos may be the motivation I need because I have a feeling that Mommy really will take all my choo-choos and not give them back unless I offer up some sort of payment in poop!
Well that is all for now. Mommy and me are taking a road trip to Dallas tomorrow after we get home from work and school. Daddy gets to stay behind and clean up that mess of a backyard for us! We will miss him---NOT!!! Okay, well maybe just a little. I think I am going to be really busy hanging out with Joey and swimming in the pool to notice that I will only have one nagging parent around!!
I cannot believe how my weekend ended! We had Dude, Aunt Patty, Ryan and Jessica over for a barbecue. Guess what?? Ryan and Jessica brought their boyfriends! Oh the mind games!! I like Ryan's boyfriend Keith a whole lot but Jessica's boyfriend is another story! It makes me sad that Jessica is cheating on me!!! I thought Jessica and I would be together FOREVER but there she was, cheating on me right in my face! I don't care that her boyfriend is named after my favoritest train ever---it's just not right that he has my girl!! If I were four I would have smashed him in the nose!!! I hope Jessica comes to her senses and realizes I am the only guy for her! Does she not know that she is causing a lot of psychological damage to me???
Mommy picked me up from school early on Wednesday. I should have known that Mommy waking me up with a million kisses at nap time wasn't a good sign. As we were walking out of the room Mommy noticed that the little predator that bit me was right under our feet. We contemplated thumping him on the head as we walked out but decided that really wouldn't be nice! When we passed Starbucks, I asked Mommy where we were going. She said "to that building over there!" I asked, "what building?" She pointed to the building and said "that one." I announced that I didn't want to go to that building because that was the doctor's building. Mommy said we had to go there because I needed more squirties (nose spray). I asked her if we were only getting squirties. She assured me that it was just for squirties. She even pinkie promised that it was just for squirties! Guess what? I was super cooperative with the nurse and doctors since we were just there for more squirties. Mommy was impressed that I was so cooperative. Mommy figured I would be though because it was the doctor that I really really like (not as much as Bella's doctor but close). Can you believe that the doctor also threw in a lecture about not pooping in my unders??? Mommy put her up to it! Shame on Mommy for embarrassing me like that!!! I promised the doctor that I would stop pooping in my unders. I told Mommy to stop talking to me when we got in the car. I can't believe that Mommy would let me get embarrassed like that. Naturally I broke my promise to the doctor! Oh well, she can sue me!
Mommy has finally resorted to taking my choo-choos away. She told me that for every pair of unders she has to clean I have to give her one of my choo-choos. That is below the belt and made me cry! I did tell Mommy before I fell asleep that I was sorry for pooping in my unders! Mommy thinks I am a smart little boy for getting out in front of the issue by offering up an unsolicited apology.
Guess what??? Today I had to handover two of my brand new choo-choos to Daddy for messing up my unders. Couldn't they just spank me??? Mommy says that pretty soon she is going to have lots of choo-choos and I won't have any at all. We will see! I plan on getting my choo-choos back. The lack of choo-choos may be the motivation I need because I have a feeling that Mommy really will take all my choo-choos and not give them back unless I offer up some sort of payment in poop!
Well that is all for now. Mommy and me are taking a road trip to Dallas tomorrow after we get home from work and school. Daddy gets to stay behind and clean up that mess of a backyard for us! We will miss him---NOT!!! Okay, well maybe just a little. I think I am going to be really busy hanging out with Joey and swimming in the pool to notice that I will only have one nagging parent around!!
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