News Flash!!!

I had to go potty this morning so Mommy took me to my potty. I didn't want to go on the baby potty so i made her take my stool to the big boy potty. Guess what??? I pottied like a man!! I stood on my stool and peed all over the commode. Mommy was so excited she started whooping and hollering! Since I peed like a man I ran like a baby because I thought I was in trouble for making a mess. I brought Daddy back to the potty so he could find out what Mommy was going on about. He was just as excited as Mommy. I clapped and clapped because I peed like a big boy!! Hooray for me!!!

The Return Of Joey!!!

My Joey and Me!!! (We have the same hair!)

Joey and Me Calling Girls!!!

Mommy and Daddy seem to think it is fun to mess with my head!!! I went to bed last night and it was just Mommy, Daddy, Sebastian, Rufus and me. I woke up this morning and noticed there were people sleeping on my couch. I wasn't sure if I was just seeing things or not so I pointed them out to Daddy. Daddy took me back to the bedroom so I could have my milk but I didn't want to be there!!! I grabbed my milk and stormed back into the living room, climbed into the recliner and demanded Pablo. This is my house and my routine!!! Turns out it was My Joey and Aunt Lili (who fell asleep there). Mommy and Daddy chased them off to a proper bed before I threw a huge fit. Daddy and I then did our normal thing...well, at least after I insisted that Mommy and me have our morning "coffee" together. Daddy took me on a major breakfast bonanza today (having company has its perks). We went to Burger King to get my tater tots and Daddy's turbo coffee, to the doughnut shop and then to Wally Mart!!

I got to hang out with Mommy, Daddy, Uncle F.O. and Aunt Lili this morning. So when I woke up from my nap I got really really angry because there were even more people in my house. People multiplied like gremlins!!! Joey was awake, Jesse came out of the man cave, Uncle Fester, Aunt Patty, Jessica and Ryan were there! I threw a big fit because I wasn't sure about having ended the day yesterday with my usual people, waking up the next morning with four more people and then waking up from my nap to discover four more people! I wasn't even happy about seeing My Jessica...that's how mad I was. Aunt Lili said that if she didn't witness my tantrum she never would have believed that I was capable of it.

Anyway, after a while I realized that the "more the merrier" is actually a good thing. I had a blast with My Joey! I got to go "weeeeeeeee" and play basketball with him. My Joey is the coolest cousin ever because while no one else would let me play with their phones, he let me use his phone for a long long time. He was trying to teach me how to say "lamborfeeti" (my current mode of transport--and apparently his too) but it was a little beyond my capability. I got to play with Ryan too. I have not seen Ryan for ages!! She played a whole lot with me. She eventually broke down and let me play with her phone too! Jesse was mean to me. He kept trying to fight with me and he wouldn't let me give him a kiss. He said guys don't kiss guys. Dude--I am not even two yet so I can kiss who ever I want--well unless they are my penitentiary buddies...then wouldn't be cool! Mommy tells me that is why Joey is our favorite because he doesn't try to fight me and let's me kiss him! (Just Kidding Jesse!!) Uncle Fester "loaded" me up with Mountain Dew again! I don't think that Mommy even bothers to get irritated about that anymore.

Well everyone went home tonight. I sure was nice to see everyone again! Mommy says that none of them will probably ever come back since I had such a fit. I had to remind Mommy that I was on my best behavior when they all left so everyone got to go home on a good note!! Well, I am exhausted it has been a busy busy weekend!!

Return of the Zooligan!!!

I Can't Believe That She Is Making Us Do This!!!

(Daddy is the happiest sunflower I will ever meet.)

This Goat Is Just A Tad Bit Pushy!!!

I Am Not Too Sure About These Wanna Be Horses!!!

What A Day!!! Mommy woke up before me today! I should have known something was up since she was up before me!! When she put me in the car this morning I got really angry because I thought we were going to the Baby Penitentiary. Mommy assured me that it was Sunday and I didn't have to go to the clink today! Instead, we went and got some doughnuts and we went to Wally Mart!! I got to eat my doughnut at Wally Mart. Guess what I got?? I got a brand new basketball set at Wally Mart!!! I can slam dunk now!!!

Anyway, we let Daddy sleep in for a little bit but Mommy finally told me to go get him because we had stuff to do! Guess where we went??? That's right, we went to the ZOO!!! I got to yell at the elephants (they are my favorite), feed the fish, feed the goats, feed the sheep, feed the wanna be horses, laugh at the apes, roar at the Tigers and ride the train! Mommy says we were Shanghaied on the train because it wasn't worth the money for the ride! I made other people on the train laugh because I clapped and yelled "yay" when Mommy told me we were bamboozled!!! Mommy got us a family pass so we can go to the Zoo every day if we feel like it!! I have a feeling that Mommy isn't going to let me ride the train again. That's just as well because I would rather use my train fare to feed the animals!!!!

I got to see My Jessica, Uncle Fester and Aunt Patty tonight! Aunt Kay even stopped by to say hi!! Rumor has it that my Uncle F.O., Aunt Lili, Jesse and My Joey will be here when I wake up! I guess I will have to wait and see!! If they do come to see me, it will be the perfect end to a perfect weekend! Wish me luck!!

Road Trip!!!

Do As I Say---Now!!!

Here Fishey Fishey Fishey!!!

Can You Believe Aunt Kay Made Me Vacuum Her House???

Mommy, Daddy and Me went on a road trip today to Hot Springs to see Aunt Kay's new house and Uncle Carl's new house!! I had a blast!! I got to vacuum Aunt Kay's house with a shiny new red vacuum.!!! I also got to look at the fish in the lake. After we left Aunt Kay's house we headed over to Uncle Carl's new house. He has all kinds of steps for me to climb!! We went down to the lake at his house too!! I got to look for more fish!! Mommy, Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl all tried to convince me to jump in the lake and go swimming. Are they nuts??? Don't they realize that I am just getting comfortable with the pool. Like I am going to just go off and jump into the lake!!

Daddy bought me my very own rocking chair from the Cracker Barrel! I loved sitting in the rocking chair so much because it is just my size. I would not leave the porch of the restaurant or get out of the chair until Daddy returned with a receipt in his hand so that the chair could go home with me. Mommy is just glad that it wasn't a puppy!!

They Are Torturing Me!!!

My parents are MEAN to me!!! I have been sick for the last two days and they are not making my life any easier! Mommy has decided that if I want something I am going to have to say please. Can you believe that I am no longer allowed to just grab her by the hand and take her where I want??? She actually refuses to go unless I say please! She has really lost her mind because she has ordered everyone to make me say please before my demands are met! Doesn't she know that I am not feeling well and she shouldn't pick this time to demand that I learn to say please! Then last night I woke up at 1:30 a.m. and wanted to party. I partied with Daddy until 3 when I grew bored of Daddy and got Mommy. I kept asking for juice and when she would ask me if I wanted juice I would say "no." Anyway, she wouldn't get me juice so finally I had to say "Please" and drag her off with me and pointed at my cups and said "juice." Mommy actually lectured me and told me that I should not have told her "no" when she asked me if I wanted juice because I am perfectly capable of saying "yes." Well all I can say is that I wouldn't have asked for juice in the first place if I didn't want it. She also mentioned that I am not allowed to get out of bed in the middle of the night because it is not fun or funny at all. Will someone PLEASE tell her to give me a break???

Mommy and Daddy really aren't being nice to me. I mean really!! Mommy and Daddy loaded me up this morning giving me the impression that I was going to work. Can you believe that they took me to get a CAT scan?? That experience was sheer TORTURE!!! They strapped me down, taped me down, bundled me up, weighted me down and pinned me down!! I was absolutely furious!! Once they liberated me, the lady told Mommy that I couldn't leave yet because they have to make sure that the scan was good because I might have to do it over. Mommy actually gave her a dirty look about that. I really think that Mommy would have hollered at her if I had to do my test over because they shouldn't have liberated me before knowing whether or not the pictures were good and it would have been too mean to have to pin me up again! Anyway, the lady gave me a beanie baby and a weeble wobble for being such a good boy. Daddy grabbed the weeble wobble for me because he thought I might throw it at the lady and it could hurt!! I did get to go to work after that so I could tell Aunt Kay and Uncle Carl about my ordeal.

This afternoon I had to go to my regular doctor for my fever and wheeziness. We were there forever and a day!! I flirted with a girl today (sorry Jessica, I can't help myself)! Guess what, the girl was real nice to me. Mommy told me I had to work on my techniques because tooting in front of a girl you are flirting with is not too cool. The girl's Mommy told Daddy that I have a lot of energy. Daddy told her "yeah, and he is actually not operating at full speed because he's sick." That lady pitied Daddy and Mommy!

Anyway, the doctor took forever to see me. The nurse finally brought me a juice that Daddy ended up squirting in my face, on the door and floor because he didn't listen to Mommy when she told him not to touch it. I wasn't too happy with Daddy and neither was Mommy. I didn't say anything to Daddy about it because Mommy spoke for the two of us. Anyway, my cat scan results made it there today. I got the all clear on my head. The doctor gave me some medicine for my sinuses. He said that if I am still having headaches he may send me to a head doctor. He can't find the source of my headaches but isn't too worried because they are brief and I am otherwise happy and energetic.

Well that is all for now!!

School Rivalry!!

I had a great weekend! I got to go to Little Rock with Mommy and Daddy this weekend to check out this new "meat store." I had fun trying to pull the apples from the apple pile at the store. Mommy told me that she didn't think management would appreciate me plopping their apple piles onto the floor so she made me stop. The carts were so new and tricky Mommy and Daddy couldn't get me out, so Mommy laughed and told me I might have to stay. When you are good you are good, I got a lady driving a corvette to help me out of my predicament. I didn't even cry!!

I still love to go swimming! Mommy is trying her best to get me to go swimming wearing clothes. She almost has me broke of the au natural. I got to see MY Jessica, Uncle Fester and Aunt Patty yesterday. I was swimming au natural until Jessica laughed at me because I didn't have any clothes on. So what is a self respecting guy to do?? I made Uncle Fester put my diaper on for me!! My Jessica bought me a present--I got a "Future Bryant Hornet In Training" shirt with my name on back! I love my present. I even wore it to Wally Mart (that's what I call it--it's true...I can say it!!) That's where the problem lies. If Mommy and Daddy don't get me a bigger house somewhere (so that all my future toys have plenty of room) I will be going to Benton High--Not Bryant. Bryant is the rival school. My neighbor was at Wally Mart and asked me why on earth I was wearing a hornet shirt because I am going to be a panther!!! Mommy explained that my girlfriend got it for me so I had to wear it and will switch to Panther attire when I ditch Jessica for a Panther girl. Mommy tells me that she is going to send me to the Baby Penitentiary on Friday wearing my shirt to get a rise out of everyone.

I am making great strides in staying at the Baby Penitentiary. I didn't cry but for a few seconds today with Mommy dropped me off with Warden Kristy. When Mommy came to get me today the head warden rushed up to her and told her I had been crying for the past 15 minutes, not because my head was hurting me, but because Warden Kristy left for the day. Mommy thinks Warden Kristy had some nerve leaving for the day. I AGREE!!!

Now to the headaches....Daddy noticed a week ago that I would hold my head sometimes and say "ow." Mommy, Daddy and the Wardens have been monitoring it. The doctor said last week to bring me back in if I kept acting like I was having headaches. Mommy and Daddy took me back to the doctor last Friday because I kept having them all week...not big ones...just a minute or two and then I was fine again. Anyway, the doctor is sending me to have my head examined by a cat scan to make sure everything is okay. I don't understand why I have to go...I get cat scans everyday from Rufus and Sebastian!! The doctor seems to think I am fine but he just wants to make sure.

Well that's all for now!! Go Panthers!!! Oops! I mean go Jessica!!

I DID IT!!!

I DID IT!!!!

I amaze myself sometimes! There I was playing nicely in the backyard spraying Mommy and Daddy's feet with the hose when Mommy asked if I wanted to get my feet wet too. Heck, it was hot so I decided to let her do my feet too. Then it occurred to me...if water from the hose can feel that good, then the pool must feel even better. So what is a boy to do? I jumped right into my pool!!! Mommy would have taken pictures but I quickly decided that "Au natural" would be best. Anyway, I had an absolute blast playing in my pool. I don't know why I was so adverse to the pool to begin with. Oh yeah, Mommy and Daddy didn't make too big of a deal out of me getting into the pool at first because they were trying hard to act like it wasn't a big deal so I didn't change my mind about it just to be difficult . Anyhow, I think I may give the pool thing another try tomorrow and I might even be decent so Mommy can take pictures. I can't wait to tell Warden Kristy that I finally did it. I am sure she won't believe me. (Mommy assures me that she will tell Warden Kristy to not push her luck on Splash Day and just let me do things on my own terms and at my own speed!)

Well that is my big news. Oh yeah, My Joey...want to come swimming in MY POOL?? Mommy says she will even put fresh water in the pool since I had peed in it!!!